E-wail

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A smelly e-mail full of complaints, like when you’re too mad to take a shower and you send it to a company because they messed you up.

I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your service.

You gave me a broken sandwich. I’m not eating it. I’m sending you a letter.

I’m not crying. I’m just writing this e-mail with tears.

A dirty e-mail that screams at a company like they’re the last person on Earth and you’re the last person who can stand them.

You’re the worst. I’m not even going to finish this e-mail.

I’m giving you a zero for your service. No mercy.

I just wanted my coffee. Now I have this e-mail and a headache.

A messy e-mail that’s full of rage, like when you’re too angry to type straight and you just throw words at a company.

Your service is the worst. I’m not even kidding.

I got a burnt burger. I’m sending you this e-mail in all caps.

I just wanted to say ‘goodbye’ but now I’m yelling at you.

A loud e-mail that sounds like you’re yelling at a company from the other side of the world because you’re that mad.

You’re the worst company ever. I’m not even going to say it again.

I got a bad cup of coffee. I’m writing you a letter and I’m not done.

I’m not mad. I’m just tired of your bad service.

A grumpy e-mail you send when you’re too annoyed to be polite and you just want the company to suffer.

You messed me up. I’m not even going to explain it.

I got a broken phone. I’m writing you a letter and I’m not done.

I just wanted to say thank you. Now I’m being mean.

A loud, angry e-mail that sounds like you just got fired and you’re taking it out on the company.

I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your bad service.

You gave me a broken burger. I’m not eating it. I’m sending you a letter.

I just wanted to say ‘goodbye’ but now I’m yelling at you.