E-wail - A smelly e-mail full of complaints, like when you’re too mad

A smelly e-mail full of complaints, like when you’re too mad to take a shower and you send it to a company because they messed you up.

I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your service.

You gave me a broken sandwich. I’m not eating it. I’m sending you a letter.

I’m not crying. I’m just writing this e-mail with tears.