E-toxification

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When you throw your phone out the window and swear off all screens like they’re your ex.

My phone died. I cried. I took a shower. I forgot my password.

I tried to text my mom. I got a text back. I fell to my knees.

I turned off my phone. My dog died. I didn’t care.

Trying to live without your phone is like trying to breathe without oxygen and your lungs are made of lava.

I tried to do my homework. My phone buzzed. I failed my test. My dog laughed.

I tried to eat dinner. My phone buzzed. I ate my phone. My mom called the hospital.

I tried to sleep. My phone buzzed. I got a text from my ex. I got a text from my ex’s ex.

Getting off your devices is like kicking a habit that has been living in your brain for 10 years and it’s mad at you.

I tried to read a book. My phone buzzed. I read a tweet. I got distracted. I forgot the plot.

I tried to go to bed. My phone buzzed. I opened Instagram. I posted a selfie. I woke up at 3 AM.

I tried to eat breakfast. My phone buzzed. I opened TikTok. I danced. I spilled my cereal.