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E-town
E-town is a dirty, loud, crazy place in New Jersey. It's packed with rich people, poor people, junkies, and people who think they're cool. It's got everything from fancy stores to cheap whores and a bunch of stupid Indians who think they're special.
Yo, E-town is where I got my crack baby cousin from. He's a mess.
My cousin got shot during a drug deal in E-town. Now he's in the projects.
E-town is the only place where I can go to a strip mall and get a hooker for five bucks.
E-town
E-town could be Edmonton or Elizabethtown. But it's mostly just a funny name for a place that's not that cool. People use it to sound fancy when they're not.
My friend said he was from E-town, but he's just from Kentucky. He's a fake.
I thought I was going to a cool town called E-town. Turns out it's just a small town in Kentucky. Big mistake.
My teacher called it E-town. I didn't get it. It's just a stupid name.
E-town
E-town is the only real place in Englishtown. It's got a racetrack, a flea market, and a bunch of people who think they're tough. It's the best place to get wrecked and buy stuff at the same time.
I went to E-town and got wrecked at the racetrack. Then I bought a used couch at the flea market.
My cousin got wrecked in E-town and still goes there every weekend.
E-town is the only place where racetracks and flea markets are both cool.
E-town
E-town is a tiny town in Maryland with dumb people who drink beer and wear nothing. It's so dumb it floods every year and no one cares.
My cousin from E-town drinks beer and wears a wife beater. He's a mess.
E-town floods every year, and no one does anything about it. It's stupid.
I went to E-town and saw people lounging on the road like they were king.
E-town
E-town is a dumb town in Pennsylvania where all the hicks think they're tough. They fly Confederate flags even though they're north of the Mason-Dixon line. It's like a joke.
My cousin from E-town flies a Confederate flag. He's not even Southern.
E-town is the only place where hicks think they're cool and fly flags that don't make sense.
I went to E-town and got mocked for not knowing what the Mason-Dixon line is.
E-town
E-town is Everett, Washington. It's starting to get fancy, but it's still a place where people get killed. It's like a messy version of California.
My cousin from E-town got killed in a fight. Now he's in the ground.
E-town is like California, but with more killings.
I went to E-town and saw a bunch of people get killed in the street.
E-town
E-town is my hood. It's the nastiest place on Earth. It's where all the drama happens, and the people are the worst.
My hood, E-town, is the nastiest place on Earth. It's full of drama.
E-town is where I got my drama from. It's the worst.
My cousin says E-town is the nastiest place on Earth. I believe him.
E-tool
An E-tool is like a fancy shovel for soldiers who dig holes like it's their job. It folds up so they can carry it without looking like a total moron.
My E-tool saved my life when I had to dig a trench in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
I tried to use a regular shovel, and it broke. Now I use my E-tool like it's my best friend.
I carried my E-tool through a blizzard and still had enough energy to punch a bear.
E-tool
The E-tool is a collapsible piece of crap that soldiers use to dig holes so fast they can beat their enemies to the punch.
I used my E-tool to dig a hole and then I hid from the enemy. They had no idea what hit them.
I tried to dig with my hands, and my E-tool made it look like I was actually trying.
My E-tool is more useful than my girlfriend during a camping trip.
E-tool
An E-tool is a portable, metal shovel that soldiers use to dig like they're mad. It’s made of steel or aluminum so it doesn’t break when you punch it.
I used my E-tool to dig a trench and then I used it to punch a guy who was trying to steal my snacks.
I packed my E-tool in my backpack, and it fit perfectly. No more digging with my hands.
I brought my E-tool on a hike, and it saved me from falling into a hole.
E-toed
Getting so wasted you think you're a king and your pants are a crown. It comes from the word ethanol, which is what makes you feel like a superhero after a few drinks. Smart people do this a lot.
My professor got E-toed at the bar and tried to explain quantum physics to a waitress.
I E-toed so hard I yelled 'I am the pizza' at my friends.
He E-toed during a Zoom call and started singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in a bathrobe.
E-toed
When you drink so much you forget your name and your dignity. It's like ethanol took over your brain and said, 'You're not cool anymore.' Only nerds and people with PhDs do this.
She E-toed at the science fair and tried to argue with a robot.
He E-toed so bad he told his mom he was the president.
I E-toed and told my teacher I was a wizard.
E-toed
When you're so wasted you think you can solve world problems and your pants are on fire. It’s the reason why PhD students are always passed out on the floor.
He E-toed and tried to write a thesis on why pizza is the best food ever.
I E-toed and said I was the ghost of Christmas past.
She E-toed and told her boss she was the queen of the universe.
E-toed
Getting so drunk you think you’re the CEO of a company and your socks are your business suit. It comes from ethanol, the stuff that makes smart people act like fools.
He E-toed and tried to give a speech at a coffee shop.
I E-toed and said I was the inventor of the wheel.
She E-toed and told her dog she was the president.
E-toed
When you drink so much your brain goes on vacation and your pants are the only thing holding you up. It’s the favorite thing of people who think they’re too cool for school.
He E-toed and tried to solve the universe with a calculator.
I E-toed and told my teacher I was a time traveler.
She E-toed and said she was the reason the moon exists.
E-to
The dirtiest, poorest part of Austin, where everyone's got a bad attitude and no money. If you roll up in a nice car, some kid will smash your window just to see if you're rich enough to care.
Yo, I got jacked up in E-to while trying to look cool.
My window got cracked in E-to because I had gold rims.
I got str8 up got in E-to and had to run from some cholo.
E-to
The noise an ambulance makes when it's trying to escape your neighborhood, and it's probably because someone got hurt or died.
That ambulance made an E-to when it left my block.
I heard an E-to and knew my neighbor was dead.
My dog ran out of the house when he heard an E-to.
E-to
A stupid rap name that everyone used in 2018. It's like giving yourself a name that sounds like a bad joke.
My cousin is called FEFE, and it's the worst name ever.
ZEZE is my favorite E-to name, and it's still bad.
My friend changed his name to E-to and it didn't help.
E-to
A military trick where you run away and hide from the bad guys, like a coward.
He did an E-to and ran behind the tree.
The soldiers did an E-to and hid in the bushes.
I did an E-to and got caught by the cops.
E-to
A face made of letters. The 'e's are eyes and the comma is a mouth. It's like a silly emoji from the 90s.
He sent me an e, and I thought he was happy.
She texted me an e, and I knew something was funny.
My dog made an e face when he saw a cat.
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