E-tool

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An E-tool is like a fancy shovel for soldiers who dig holes like it's their job. It folds up so they can carry it without looking like a total moron.

My E-tool saved my life when I had to dig a trench in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

I tried to use a regular shovel, and it broke. Now I use my E-tool like it's my best friend.

I carried my E-tool through a blizzard and still had enough energy to punch a bear.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The E-tool is a collapsible piece of crap that soldiers use to dig holes so fast they can beat their enemies to the punch.

I used my E-tool to dig a hole and then I hid from the enemy. They had no idea what hit them.

I tried to dig with my hands, and my E-tool made it look like I was actually trying.

My E-tool is more useful than my girlfriend during a camping trip.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An E-tool is a portable, metal shovel that soldiers use to dig like they're mad. It’s made of steel or aluminum so it doesn’t break when you punch it.

I used my E-tool to dig a trench and then I used it to punch a guy who was trying to steal my snacks.

I packed my E-tool in my backpack, and it fit perfectly. No more digging with my hands.

I brought my E-tool on a hike, and it saved me from falling into a hole.

by Slangipedia 14d ago