E-town
E-town is a tiny town in Maryland with dumb people who drink beer and wear nothing. It's so dumb it floods every year and no one cares.
My cousin from E-town drinks beer and wears a wife beater. He's a mess.
E-town floods every year, and no one does anything about it. It's stupid.
I went to E-town and saw people lounging on the road like they were king.