E-town

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E-town is a dirty, loud, crazy place in New Jersey. It's packed with rich people, poor people, junkies, and people who think they're cool. It's got everything from fancy stores to cheap whores and a bunch of stupid Indians who think they're special.

Yo, E-town is where I got my crack baby cousin from. He's a mess.

My cousin got shot during a drug deal in E-town. Now he's in the projects.

E-town is the only place where I can go to a strip mall and get a hooker for five bucks.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-town could be Edmonton or Elizabethtown. But it's mostly just a funny name for a place that's not that cool. People use it to sound fancy when they're not.

My friend said he was from E-town, but he's just from Kentucky. He's a fake.

I thought I was going to a cool town called E-town. Turns out it's just a small town in Kentucky. Big mistake.

My teacher called it E-town. I didn't get it. It's just a stupid name.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-town is the only real place in Englishtown. It's got a racetrack, a flea market, and a bunch of people who think they're tough. It's the best place to get wrecked and buy stuff at the same time.

I went to E-town and got wrecked at the racetrack. Then I bought a used couch at the flea market.

My cousin got wrecked in E-town and still goes there every weekend.

E-town is the only place where racetracks and flea markets are both cool.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-town is a tiny town in Maryland with dumb people who drink beer and wear nothing. It's so dumb it floods every year and no one cares.

My cousin from E-town drinks beer and wears a wife beater. He's a mess.

E-town floods every year, and no one does anything about it. It's stupid.

I went to E-town and saw people lounging on the road like they were king.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-town is a dumb town in Pennsylvania where all the hicks think they're tough. They fly Confederate flags even though they're north of the Mason-Dixon line. It's like a joke.

My cousin from E-town flies a Confederate flag. He's not even Southern.

E-town is the only place where hicks think they're cool and fly flags that don't make sense.

I went to E-town and got mocked for not knowing what the Mason-Dixon line is.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-town is Everett, Washington. It's starting to get fancy, but it's still a place where people get killed. It's like a messy version of California.

My cousin from E-town got killed in a fight. Now he's in the ground.

E-town is like California, but with more killings.

I went to E-town and saw a bunch of people get killed in the street.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-town is my hood. It's the nastiest place on Earth. It's where all the drama happens, and the people are the worst.

My hood, E-town, is the nastiest place on Earth. It's full of drama.

E-town is where I got my drama from. It's the worst.

My cousin says E-town is the nastiest place on Earth. I believe him.

by Slangipedia 15d ago