A super-duper awesome thing that makes your heart go boom and your face go red from happiness. Like when you get to ride Space Mountain and you feel like you’re going to explode.
Yo, that new video game is an E-ticket. I’m gonna die of joy.
This pizza is an E-ticket. I’m gonna eat it and then ride the rollercoaster of my dreams.
My dog just did a backflip. That’s an E-ticket. I’m gonna die of cuteness.
The most legendary paintball crew on pbnation. They’re so tough, they made fk47 look like a crybaby who got kicked out of a dance class. Now he hangs out in the HK thread trying to impress hot paintballers who still think he’s cool.
E-thugz took fk47 down like he was a toddler with a broken toy.
Chunky just stood there and laughed when fk47 tried to threaten him.
DrStrangLove said fk47 was the worst mod ever, and he’s never wrong.
Angel owners who think they’re hot stuff because they like to flirt with men and suck dicks like it’s their job. They’re just a bunch of overrated farts who think they’re the bees knees.
They posted a selfie with a guy and said, 'I’m just here to make men cry.'
One of them DM’d someone: 'You’re not worthy of my attention, loser.'
They’re so full of themselves, they think they’re the main character of a movie.
They tan so much, they’re like human toasters. Their eyebrows are done better than your mom’s hair. Their nails are longer than your little brother’s attention span. They live in Eastchester and think the Bronx is just a fancy part of the mall.
They showed up to a paintball match with a full face of makeup and a $500 haircut.
They told someone they’re rich because they have 12 Gucci bags in their closet.
They said they’re straight ballerz, but they’ve never been to the Bronx and think it’s just a new app.
A woman who acts all tough and independent by flashing her body on OnlyFans, hoping to make bank, then uses the cash to buy fancy stock tips from TikTok influencers, thinking she'll never get old or replaced by some hot new girl who'll steal all her boys.
'I'm not just selling pics, I'm building a legacy!', then she buys 100 shares of a stock she saw on a 14-year-old's tweet.
'I'm gonna be rich, not just a sugar baby!', until her ex drops her for a 19-year-old with a six-pack and a side hustle.'
'I'm not going to end up like the last girl, I'm going to be the next big thing!', then she posts a blurry selfie and no one replies.
A girl who shows off her body for cash on OnlyFans, thinking she'll be rich forever, but she's just another hot girl who'll be replaced by the next hot girl who'll take all her money and her boyfriends.
'I'm not just taking selfies, I'm investing in my future!', then she spends all her money on a stock she saw on Instagram.
'I'm gonna be famous, not just a side piece!', then her boyfriend dumps her for a girl with better lighting and more followers.
'I'm not going to end up like the last girl, I'm gonna be the next one!', then she posts a blurry pic and no one cares.
A woman who flashes her body for money on OnlyFans, thinks she's tough and rich, but she's just another hot girl who'll be replaced by some new girl who'll steal all her men and her cash.
'I'm not just selling pics, I'm becoming a billionaire!', then she buys a stock tip from a kid who posts memes for a living.
'I'm not just a sugar baby, I'm a CEO!', until her ex dumps her for a girl with a six-pack and a TikTok.
'I'm not going to fade away like the last girl, I'm going to be the new queen!', then she posts a bad selfie and no one follows.