E-thugz
They tan so much, they’re like human toasters. Their eyebrows are done better than your mom’s hair. Their nails are longer than your little brother’s attention span. They live in Eastchester and think the Bronx is just a fancy part of the mall.
They showed up to a paintball match with a full face of makeup and a $500 haircut.
They told someone they’re rich because they have 12 Gucci bags in their closet.
They said they’re straight ballerz, but they’ve never been to the Bronx and think it’s just a new app.