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E-tee-wee-tee
Ethan Grant Dolan's stupid nickname that everyone hates but still uses
E-tee-wee-tee? That's the worst nickname ever. I swear I'll kill you if you say it one more time.
Why does everyone call him E-tee-wee-tee? It's like a curse.
E-tee-wee-tee is the dumbest nickname I've ever heard. I can't stand it anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tee-wee-tee
A nickname Lisa Dolan gave to Ethan Dolan when he was a tiny, whiny kid
Lisa Dolan gave Ethan that stupid nickname when he was like three and cried every time he got a scrape.
E-tee-wee-tee was the nickname Lisa Dolan came up with when Ethan was just a baby and didn't know any better.
Lisa Dolan called him E-tee-wee-tee when he was a little brat who didn't know how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tee-wee-tee
A nickname Ethan Dolan got from Lisa Dolan, but it was ruined by his twin brother Grayson
E-tee-wee-tee was Lisa's idea, but Grayson ruined it by making Ethan say it in front of everyone.
Lisa made Ethan's nickname E-tee-wee-tee, but Grayson told the whole school about it.
Lisa gave Ethan that nickname, but Grayson spilled the beans and made it public.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tease wa tities
It’s just how it is, no complaints, no crying.
You asked why the Wi-Fi was slow, and I said, 'It’s just how it is.'
Your mom said you can’t go out because you failed math. 'It’s just how it is.'
Your crush blocked you. 'It’s just how it is.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tease wa tities
Life hands you lemons, and you sip the juice like it’s a fancy drink.
Your ex broke up with you, but you just said, 'Life hands you lemons, and you sip the juice like it’s a fancy drink.'
You got a D on your test, but you laughed and said, 'Life hands you lemons...'
Your dog ate your homework, and you said, 'Life hands you lemons, and you sip the juice.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tease wa tities
You take the punch, and you don’t even flinch.
Your teacher called you out in front of the class, and you said, 'I take the punch, and I don’t even flinch.'
Your crush said they liked someone else, and you just walked away. 'I take the punch, and I don’t even flinch.'
You got grounded for three days, and you said, 'I take the punch, and I don’t even flinch.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tease wa tities
You don’t whine, you don’t cry, you just deal with it.
Your dad took your phone, and you said, 'I don’t whine, I don’t cry, I just deal with it.'
You got stuck in traffic for an hour, and you just said, 'I don’t whine, I don’t cry, I just deal with it.'
You failed your math test, and you just said, 'I don’t whine, I don’t cry, I just deal with it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tease wa tities
You don’t ask for mercy, you just take the hit and move on.
Your crush said they don’t like you anymore, and you just said, 'I don’t ask for mercy, I just take the hit and move on.'
You got a detention, and you just said, 'I don’t ask for mercy, I just take the hit and move on.'
You lost your favorite game, and you just said, 'I don’t ask for mercy, I just take the hit and move on.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tease wa tities
You don’t back down, you just let the pain hit you like a brick.
You got called out in class, and you said, 'I don’t back down, I just let the pain hit me like a brick.'
Your crush said they didn’t like you, and you said, 'I don’t back down, I just let the pain hit me like a brick.'
Your dog ran away, and you said, 'I don’t back down, I just let the pain hit me like a brick.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tattoo
An e-tattoo is a burn from touching hot wires that looks like a tattoo but is more painful and smells like burnt hair.
I got an e-tattoo on my hand from touching a live wire. Now it looks like a spiderweb and it stinks.
My coworker got an e-tattoo and now he smells like a charred chicken.
My dog got an e-tattoo from chewing on a plug. It’s a mess and it’s on his face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tattoo
An e-tattoo is like a permanent reminder that you are an idiot who touched something that wasn’t supposed to be touched.
I got an e-tattoo on my arm and now I’m known as the idiot who touched the wire.
My brother got an e-tattoo and now he’s called ‘Burned Bro’ at work.
My friend got an e-tattoo and now his face looks like it was fried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-tattoo
An e-tattoo is when you get a burn from a wire that looks like a tattoo but smells like a dead rat.
My e-tattoo smells like a dead rat and looks like a snakebite.
I got an e-tattoo on my leg and now it smells like burnt cheese.
My neighbor got an e-tattoo and it smells like something died in his sock.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-talians
A person who acts like a drama queen during online chats. They wave their hands like they’re in a pizza commercial and use stars like they’re trying to impress a mob boss. It’s annoying as hell if you’re not another e-talian.
*waves hands like a lunatic* I can't believe you didn't bring the pasta! *falls to the floor*
*dramatically sighs* You didn't even say 'ciao'!
*flails arms* I'm dying in this chat! *dies*
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-talians
The language of e-talians is nonsense. It’s full of weird symbols, fake emotions, and random yelling. It’s like trying to read a broken pizza box.
* * I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD PEPPERONI! * *
* * I'M DYING IN THIS CHAT * *
* * I SAID CIAO! * *
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sume
An e-sume is like a resume but it's sent through the internet and it's usually full of lies and bad grammar.
"I can do anything", sent to a boss who just got a divorce.
"I'm a genius", sent to a hiring manager who can't spell.
"I'm perfect", sent to a company that fires people every week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sume
An e-sume is a digital resume that people send to employers like they're trying to win a bet.
"I'm the best", sent to a guy who's been fired 7 times.
"I'm not lazy", sent to a manager who works 12 hours a day.
"I'm a rockstar", sent to a company that just got a lawsuit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sume
An e-sume is like a resume that's been run over by a truck and then sent to your boss.
"I'm a god", sent to a guy who's been working the same job for 30 years.
"I'm rich", sent to a hiring manager who still uses a flip phone.
"I'm perfect", sent to a company that fires people for breathing wrong.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sume
An e-sume is when you send your resume like it's the last hope for your entire family.
"Please hire me", sent to a boss who just got a divorce.
"I need this job", sent to a manager who works 14 hours a day.
"My kids are hungry", sent to a company that just got a lawsuit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sume
An e-sume is a resume that people send like it's a love letter to their future boss.
"I love this job", sent to a boss who just got a divorce.
"I'm your best friend", sent to a manager who still uses a flip phone.
"I'm your future", sent to a company that fires people for breathing wrong.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sume
An e-sume is like a resume that's been through a war and still thinks it's cool.
"I survived a war", sent to a guy who's been working the same job for 30 years.
"I'm a warrior", sent to a hiring manager who still uses a flip phone.
"I'm a legend", sent to a company that fires people for breathing wrong.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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