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E-suck

A digital tongue-lash that makes your brain feel like it's been dipped in hot sauce

My cousin got e-sucked by a guy who streams video games and smells like old pizza

I saw my mom e-suck a guy on Twitch and she started crying

My friend's dog got e-sucked by a guy who calls himself 'Pizzaball' and now he's obsessed with pineapple

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-suck

When you suck a guy's rod so hard, it goes through your screen and into his pants

My brother e-sucked a guy on Discord and now he's talking to him like they're best friends

My mom got e-sucked by a guy who plays Fortnite and now she wears his avatar

I e-sucked a guy who said he was 14 and now I get DMs from his mom

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-suck

When you suck so hard, the internet gets jealous and sends you a notification

My friend e-sucked a guy and now he's following her on Instagram

I e-sucked a guy and now my phone makes a noise every time I open a browser

My brother e-sucked a guy and now his followers are asking if they can join the suck

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-stripper

An e-stripper is a woman who sits in her pajamas and pretends to be a hot model while doing things that make you wish you had a better life.

My e-stripper says she's a millionaire but she still orders pizza.

She tried to do a strip tease and forgot her pants.

She said she'd do a dance and just stared at the ceiling for ten minutes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-stripper

An e-stripper is someone who makes money by showing her junk on a screen and talking to strangers like they're her best friend.

She told me she was a CEO and then said 'I can't do the cumshot because I just got a cat.'

She did a live show and her dog walked in and ate her bra.

She said she was a model and then showed her face in the mirror.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-strated

The rage you feel every time your phone crashes while you're trying to do something simple like send a text or watch a video. It's like your tech is out to get you.

My phone just died mid-text. I was in the middle of telling my mom I'm gonna kill her.

I tried to watch a video and it froze. Now I'm stuck with a broken app and no snacks.

My phone crashed while I was trying to send a picture of my dog. Now I have to describe him in words. What even is that?.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-strated

That annoying feeling when your apps and devices don’t work together like they’re supposed to. It's like your phone is having a hissy fit with your computer.

I tried to send a message from my phone to my laptop. It didn’t work. Now I’m writing this on a napkin.

My phone said it was connected to my laptop, but it wasn’t. I’m confused and angry.

I opened an app and it just said ‘error’. I don’t know what that means, but I hate it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-strated

The constant stress of trying to keep up with all the different apps and devices. It’s like you’re fighting a never-ending tech war.

I have five apps open at the same time. My brain is exploding.

I tried to update my phone and now I can’t use my favorite app. What even is life?

My phone keeps asking me if I want to update, and I say no every time. It still does it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-strated

The daily torture of dealing with your phone when it's supposed to make life easier. Instead, it just makes you want to throw it out the window.

I was trying to take a picture, and my phone decided to show me a video ad. What is this madness?

I sent a text and it didn’t go through. Now I have to text my friend again. I’m tired.

My phone started playing music while I was trying to read. I don’t know what’s worse: the music or my brain.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-strated

The frustration when your phone does the opposite of what you want it to do. It's like your phone is trying to mess with you.

I wanted to charge my phone, but it started playing a game. I don’t even know what that means.

I turned off my phone, and it turned back on. Why? I was trying to sleep.

I opened my phone to check my messages, and it showed me a video ad. I am so done.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sportsmanship

E-sportsmanship is when you act like a total dipstick in a video game and still call it respect. It’s being a jackass just because you can.

I T-bagged that kid for 10 minutes straight. He was crying.

I kicked a girl out of the game because she was better than me.

I used an auto-sniper in CS2 and said 'I’m not cheating, I’m just elite.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sportsmanship

E-sportsmanship is when you take every chance to be a total a**hole just because you can. You don’t need rules to be rude.

I spawn-camped that guy for 30 minutes. He didn’t even notice.

I called my teammate a f***ing d*** and then won the game.

I used Rule 1 in Rocket League to get my revenge.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sportsmanship

E-sportsmanship is when you go out of your way to be a complete f***ing loser just to show everyone you’re a total f***ing loser.

I crouched in Minecraft for 20 minutes just to be annoying.

I sent a girl a DM saying 'You’re ugly and bad at Fortnite.'

I used Fortnite emotes to mock my friend for losing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sportsmanship

E-sportsmanship is when you act like a f***ing beast in a video game and still call it sportsmanship. You’re not being nice, you’re being a beast.

I kicked my friend out of the game just because he was better than me.

I used an auto-sniper and said 'I don’t need skills, I need f***ing power.'

I T-bagged the same kid for an hour and still won.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sportsmanship

E-sportsmanship is the art of being a total f***ing jerk in a video game and then acting like you’re the king of the world.

I crouched in Minecraft for 15 minutes just to annoy my friend.

I used Rule 1 in Rocket League because I was too f***ing angry.

I called my teammate a f***ing d*** and then won the match.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sported

A fancy way to say your enemy won because they got lucky and you got butt-ugly RNG.

My team had a 100% chance to win, and then RNG hit me like a fat kid on a trampoline.

I was about to finish this guy off, and then RNG made me lose to a noob who looked like a pimple on a chicken.

My RNG was so bad, I got killed by a guy who had a 10% chance of surviving a fall from the moon.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sported

E-sports is like sports, but online. It's mostly for faggots who want to be famous and get paid for playing games.

I spent 20 hours a day playing this game, and now I'm just a nobody with a 1000-dollar Twitch subscription.

These E-sports players are just kids who think they're the next big thing, but they can't even beat my 12-year-old cousin.

I watched an E-sports match, and it was more boring than a nun's knitting club.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sported

It's just a word for kids who think video games are sports, even though they're not.

I tried to get into E-sports, but I failed because I got killed by a guy who had two brain cells.

My sister thinks E-sports is a real sport, but she can't even beat me in Mario Kart.

My teacher said E-sports is a real sport, and I told him I would rather get hit by a bus than play another round of Fortnite.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sported

These E-sports players are the reason why Call of Duty turned into a middle school rivalry.

These E-sports players are just tryhards who think they're cool because they play COD every day.

I got into a fight with a tryhard who had a shrine to FaZe Banks in his closet.

These E-sports players are like a bunch of 12-year-olds who think they're the best because they know every skin in the game.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sported

A match with noobs on both sides who probably don’t know what a noob is.

Our team lost to a noob team who looked like they just woke up from a nap.

I played against a noob team, and they had no idea what a noob was.

My school team had a noob match, and we lost because we all had 100% noob levels.

by Slangipedia 17d ago