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E-sported

It’s for people who think sitting in their mom’s basement and playing games is a real sport.

These E-sports players are just losers who think sitting in their mom’s basement is a real sport.

My cousin plays E-sports, and he lives in his mom’s basement 24/7.

My uncle plays E-sports and thinks he’s a professional, but he can’t even beat me in Minecraft.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-sported

These E-sports players are faggots who spend all their money on skins and try to look cool on TikTok.

These E-sports players waste all their money on skins, and they still look like a faggot in a bathrobe.

I saw a guy on TikTok who spends all his money on E-sports skins, and he looks like a faggot who just got hit by a truck.

These E-sports players are so faggoty, they even have a shrine to FaZe Banks in their closet.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-spliff

An E-Spliff is when you jam a Juul and a dab pen together like two trashy exes fighting over the last piece of pizza.

My Juul and dab pen are stuck together like a messed-up love triangle.

I tried to hit both at the same time and now I feel like I got hit by a truck.

The E-Spliff is my new favorite way to die slowly.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-spliff

An E-Spliff is when you connect a dab pen to a Juul like you’re trying to build a spaceship out of garbage.

I glued my dab pen to my Juul and now I can’t tell where I end and my device begins.

This E-Spliff is the reason I passed out in math class.

I’m not high. I’m just broken.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-spliff

An E-Spliff is when you plug a dab pen and a Juul together like you’re trying to make a monster out of your favorite drugs.

I made my E-Spliff and now I feel like I’ve been run over by a dragon.

This E-Spliff is so strong, it made my dog cry.

I don’t know what I did, but I’m not coming back.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-softboi

An E-softboi is like a softboi who got a make-over and a bad attitude from an E-boy. They look pretty but act like they're always mad at the world.

He texted me, 'You look good, but don't expect me to smile.'

She showed up to the party in a suit but yelled at the DJ for playing 'Uptown Funk.'

He said, 'I’m not a fuccboi. I’m just here to make you feel bad.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-softboi

An E-softboi is a guy who wears pink but still cusses like a sailor. He’s soft on the outside but rough on the inside.

He said, 'I like pastels, but I still know how to drop F-bombs.'

He wore a pink hoodie and still called me a ‘dumbass.’

He texted me, 'I’m soft, but I won’t let you forget it.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-softboi

An E-softboi is like a softboi who got a bad attitude from an E-boy. They’re pretty but they’ll cuss you out if you look at them wrong.

He said, 'You look nice, but I’m not in the mood for your nonsense.'

She walked in wearing a lilac suit and said, 'I’m not here to be nice.'

He texted me, 'You look good, but I’m still gonna roast you.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-softboi

An E-softboi is a guy who looks good but talks like he just got kicked out of a bar. He’s pretty but he’s got a mouth full of swear words.

He said, 'You look good, but I’m not here to be polite.'

He showed up wearing a pastel shirt and said, 'I’m soft, but I’m not fake.'

He texted me, 'I’m pretty, but I’ll cuss you out if you say one more thing.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-softboi

An E-softboi is a guy who looks soft but acts like he’s got a bad temper. He’s pretty but he’ll cuss you out if you don’t respect him.

He said, 'You look good, but I’m not in the mood for your nonsense.'

He walked in wearing a lilac suit and said, 'I’m soft, but I’m not fake.'

He texted me, 'I’m pretty, but I’m still gonna roast you.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-snake

a fake friend who only texts you to steal your lunch money and your dignity.

'Hey, wanna split a burger?' I said. Then he ate the whole thing and left me with the bill.

'You’re my best friend! I’ll take your last dollar and your hope.'

He asked me to help him cheat on a test. Then he failed and blamed me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-snake

the worst kind of online buddy who takes your snacks and your soul.

'We’re gonna be rich!' he said. Then he spent all my savings on a pizza.

'You’re my brother!' he said. Then he took my last chocolate.

He said we’d be friends forever. Now he’s blocking me and eating my leftovers.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-snake

a fake pal who only talks to you so they can laugh at your mistakes.

He told me he’d help me with math. Now I’ve got a D and he’s got an A.

I shared my secret password. Now he’s using it to prank me.

He said we’d be besties. Now he’s telling everyone I cry when I lose.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-snake

a phony friend who only texts you to make you look bad in front of others.

He said we’d be cool. Then he told my crush I was a total loser.

He posted my bad photo on Instagram and called me a disaster.

He said we’d hang out. Then he told everyone I’m a baby.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-snake

a fake friend who only talks to you so they can take your stuff and your pride.

He asked me to lend him my game. Now he’s got my console and my dignity.

He said I could borrow his shirt. Now he’s wearing my clothes and my hope.

He said we’d be partners. Now he’s got my money and my name.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-smoker

A person who uses e-cigs like they're going to die, but only if they're not busy pooping in the elevator.

I’d rather inhale vapor than breathe the stink of your lunch.

You call that a puff? I call it a sigh before I die.

I don’t smoke. I e-smoke. That’s the difference between a regular person and a human-shaped fire hazard.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-smoker

A fake adult who thinks using e-cigs is cool, but still eats pizza for breakfast.

I e-smoke so I don’t have to smell my roommate’s hair gel anymore.

I’m not a kid. I’m an e-smoker. That’s like saying a donkey is a horse but with less dignity.

I e-smoke because I’m too lazy to go outside and actually smoke.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-smoker

Someone who tries to act like they’re not smoking, but their lungs are screaming for mercy.

I e-smoke because I can’t stand the smell of my own breath.

I e-smoke to avoid my mom’s nagging. She thinks I’m a couch potato, but I’m just a couch potato with a side of vapor.

I e-smoke because I’m too tired to actually smoke. I’m like a vampire who only drinks lukewarm blood.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-smoker

A person who uses e-cigs so they can look cool, but still eats cereal at 10 PM.

I e-smoke because I’m too cool for regular smoke. Regular smoke is for people who don’t know what cool is.

I e-smoke so I don’t have to smell my brother’s socks anymore.

I e-smoke so I don’t have to admit I still eat cereal at 10 PM.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

E-smoker

A person who uses e-cigs because they’re too lazy to buy actual cigarettes, and also too cheap to buy good ones.

I e-smoke because I’m too cheap to buy real cigarettes. Real cigarettes are for people who have money and dignity.

I e-smoke so I don’t have to go to the store. I just have to plug in my phone and get high.

I e-smoke so I don’t have to admit I can’t afford a pack of cigarettes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago