Discover Slang

E-smoker
A person who uses e-cigs like it’s a religion, but still forgets to do their homework.
I e-smoke because it’s my spiritual practice. I don’t need a church, I just need vapor and a bad grade.
I e-smoke so I can feel important even when I’m failing math.
I e-smoke so I can pretend I’m not a complete failure.
E-sloth
A human who’d rather die than look up something simple on the internet
Why do I need to search for the answer when I can just pretend it doesn’t exist?
I asked a question and my brain just shut down.
I let my ignorance win, and I’m proud of it.
E-sloth
A human who’s too lazy to even click a link, let alone type it in themselves
I saw the link, but I didn’t have the energy to click it.
The link was right there, and I just stared at it like it was a math problem.
I let the link die, and I didn’t even feel bad about it.
E-slidin'
Going back to the bad habit of staring at your phone for hours, usually while curled up like a fetus in your bed, pretending you're not a total waste of space.
I’ve been e-slidin’ since breakfast. My phone is my new ex.
I’m e-slidin’ in my pajamas like it’s a fashion statement.
I e-slidin’ so hard, my brain is now a smartphone accessory.
E-slidin'
Getting sucked back into the hell of scrolling and texting while hiding like a criminal, because you’re too good for the real world.
E-slidin’ so much, my thumbs got a divorce.
I e-slidin’ in the closet like it’s my second job.
I e-slidin’ so hard, my mom thinks I’m dead.
E-slidin'
When you fall back into the trap of phone obsession, usually while hiding like a coward, because life is too tough to handle without your phone.
I e-slidin’ like it’s my full-time job.
I e-slidin’ in the bathroom, pretending I’m not a mess.
I e-slidin’ so much, my phone got a raise.
E-slidin'
Going back to the dumb habit of wasting your life on your phone, usually while hiding like a ninja, because you’re too lazy to do anything else.
I e-slidin’ so much, my phone is now my soulmate.
I e-slidin’ in my sock drawer like it’s a vacation.
E-slidin’ so hard, my phone now has a PhD.
E-slidin'
When you go back to the stupid habit of being glued to your phone, usually while hiding like a ghost, because you’re too weak to face the world.
I e-slidin’ like I’m escaping prison.
E-slidin’ so much, my phone now talks to me.
I e-slidin’ in my fridge like it’s my hideout.
E-slam
The Internet version of being a total religious freak. E-slam people are the worst hackers and make your computer scream in pain.
My laptop just exploded. E-slam did this.
I tried to open a file and it yelled at me. E-slam again.
My computer is now a terrorist. E-slam made it that way.
E-slam
E-slam is like Islam but for the Internet. These people are so obsessed they turn your Wi-Fi into a war zone.
My Wi-Fi is now a battlefield. E-slam started it.
I tried to watch a video and got a virus. E-slam hit me.
My phone is now a spy. E-slam made it that way.
E-slam
E-slam is the Internet's way of being a holy freak. They're the ones who crash your system and laugh about it.
My computer crashed. E-slam did it for fun.
I tried to log in and it sent me to jail. E-slam did that.
My tablet is now a criminal. E-slam made it that way.
E-side
A tiny way to say East Side. People flip off with three fingers in the air like a stupid gang sign. It’s the E-side’s stupid hand gesture. Rappers like Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, and Notorious B. I. G. all use it like it’s a sacred ritual.
Yo, I just did the E-side sign. You know I’m East Side, right?
He flipped me off with three fingers. That’s the E-side sign. He’s East Side, baby.
I did the E-side sign in front of the whole class. My teacher gave me a D for being stupid.
E-side
It’s East Side, but shorter. Some people show off with three fingers in the air like they’re the king of the East Side. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, and Notorious B. I. G. all use it like it’s the only way to be cool.
I did the E-side sign and my friend laughed at me. He said I looked like a fool.
She flipped me off with three fingers. I knew she was East Side, and I knew I was gonna get roasted.
I did the E-side sign in the hallway, and my teacher took points off my grade.
E-side
It’s a tiny version of East Side. Some people do this stupid hand sign with three fingers like they’re trying to be cool. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, and Notorious B. I. G. all use it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
He did the E-side sign and my friend said, 'That’s the East Side sign, idiot.'
I did the E-side sign and my teacher said I was being annoying.
I did the E-side sign in the middle of a fight, and it made me look like a fool.
E-side
A tiny way to say East Side. People show off with three fingers in the air like it’s a big deal. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, and Notorious B. I. G. all use it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
I did the E-side sign and my mom said I was being annoying.
He did the E-side sign in front of the whole school. Everyone laughed at him.
I did the E-side sign and my teacher said I was being stupid.
E-side
It’s East Side, but short. Some people do this stupid hand sign with three fingers like it’s the most important thing in the world. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, and Notorious B. I. G. all use it like they’re the king of the East Side.
I did the E-side sign and my friend said I was being stupid.
She did the E-side sign in front of the class, and everyone laughed at her.
I did the E-side sign and my teacher said I was being annoying.
E-side
It’s like East Side but shorter. People do this stupid hand sign with three fingers like it’s the most important thing in the world. Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, and Notorious B. I. G. all use it like it’s sacred.
He did the E-side sign and my friend said I was being annoying.
I did the E-side sign in front of the whole class, and I got a D for being stupid.
She did the E-side sign and my teacher said I was being stupid.
E-shopaholic
A person who can't stop clicking 'buy now' on random stuff online, even if it's just a fancy spoon they'll never use. They'll go broke just to show off their collection of things they don't need.
Just bought a whole set of 12 fancy spoons because the first one was 'too basic.'
Spent $300 on a lamp that looks like a potato. It's not even on fire.
Clicked 'buy now' 27 times in a row. Now they're crying in the middle of the grocery store.
E-shopaholic
Someone who thinks every new item online is a must-have, even if it's just a coffee mug with a cat on it. They'll spend all their money on stuff they'll probably forget about in a week.
Bought 15 different cat mugs because one had a mustache. Now they're all in a row on the kitchen counter.
Went from broke to 'I have a lot of mugs' in 10 minutes.
Tried to buy a coffee mug and got distracted by a bagel emoji. Now they have 3 mugs and a bagel.
E-shopaholic
A person who can't resist buying stuff online, even if it's just a single sock. They'll spend all their money on random stuff and end up with a huge pile of things they'll never use.
Bought a single sock because it was on sale. Now they have 100 socks and one missing shoe.
Spent $200 on a sock collection. The sock is still on the floor.
Tried to buy a sock and ended up with a whole sock subscription. Now they get socks every week.
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