E-shopaholic

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A person who can't stop clicking 'buy now' on random stuff online, even if it's just a fancy spoon they'll never use. They'll go broke just to show off their collection of things they don't need.

Just bought a whole set of 12 fancy spoons because the first one was 'too basic.'

Spent $300 on a lamp that looks like a potato. It's not even on fire.

Clicked 'buy now' 27 times in a row. Now they're crying in the middle of the grocery store.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Someone who thinks every new item online is a must-have, even if it's just a coffee mug with a cat on it. They'll spend all their money on stuff they'll probably forget about in a week.

Bought 15 different cat mugs because one had a mustache. Now they're all in a row on the kitchen counter.

Went from broke to 'I have a lot of mugs' in 10 minutes.

Tried to buy a coffee mug and got distracted by a bagel emoji. Now they have 3 mugs and a bagel.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who can't resist buying stuff online, even if it's just a single sock. They'll spend all their money on random stuff and end up with a huge pile of things they'll never use.

Bought a single sock because it was on sale. Now they have 100 socks and one missing shoe.

Spent $200 on a sock collection. The sock is still on the floor.

Tried to buy a sock and ended up with a whole sock subscription. Now they get socks every week.

by Slangipedia 14d ago