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E-shoes
A stupid shoe that tries to make power from your steps but blows up like a firecracker after you take five steps
My E-shoes exploded during my walk to school. I looked like a walking bomb.
I tried to walk to the store, and my E-shoes went boom right in front of my mom.
My E-shoes exploded during my lunch break. I got a detention and a burn on my foot.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-shoes
A shoe that tried to be cool by making electricity, but it was a total disaster and exploded after five steps
My E-shoes blew up in the middle of my math test. I got a zero and a foot burn.
I walked into the kitchen and my E-shoes went boom. My mom screamed and my dog ran away.
My E-shoes exploded during my walk to the bus. I looked like a walking firework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-shoes
Shoes that every basic black guy wears, like Jordans or Air Forces, and cops hate them because they find them at every break-in
My Jordans left prints at the scene of the crime. The cops said I was the thief.
The cops found my Air Forces at the store robbery. I got arrested for something I didn’t do.
My Jordans were at the bank robbery. The cops said I was the main suspect.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-shank
Getting roasted online so hard your grandma would be proud. Like someone took a flamethrower to your soul.
My ex posted my childhood pics on Facebook and called me a 'lame-o' in front of my mom.
He said my memes were 'worse than my dating history.'
My cousin called me a 'sad sack' and said I should go back to middle school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-shank
Getting e-shanked is like getting a beatdown from a whole squad of trolls. It’s worse than getting pwned and it’s usually just a bunch of insults.
My dude got e-shanked by 20 people in a Discord server for saying pizza was better than burgers.
My friend got called a 'douchebag' by 100 people on Twitter for liking the wrong sports team.
My cousin got e-shanked by a group of kids for eating a sandwich in the library.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-shank
An old lady who farts in chatrooms and tries to flirt with teenagers while pretending to be 17. She’s usually got a face like a used tampon and a body like a gym bag.
She said she was 19 and called me 'honey' while sending me a pic of her cat.
She tried to match with me on Tinder and said she was 'just going through a phase.'
She asked me to marry her in a chatroom and said she was 'still young.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sesh
Two people lighting up and screaming at each other through a video call like they're in a prison yard.
'I can't believe you said that about my ex!', while blowing smoke in my face.
'You’re gonna regret this when I finish my cigarette.'
We’re not talking. We’re yelling. And we’re both high.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sesh
Two people on a video call, smoking like they’re trying to burn the internet down.
'I’m gonna light this up so hard, your face will melt.'
'You’re the worst e-sesh partner ever.'
We’re not just smoking. We’re launching a war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-sesh
Two people talking through a video call while puffing like they’re trying to get kicked out of the house.
'I’m not gonna stop until I finish this whole pack.'
'You’re gonna get grounded again if you don’t quit.'
We’re not just smoking. We’re being loud.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-scooter virginity
E-scooter virginity is when you ride your scooter like a boss and then some idiot rams you at a red light and you go flying like a f***ing idiot. You lose your virginity and your dignity.
I was doing fine until some f***er hit me from behind. Now I'm walking like a baby.
I got hit so hard I dropped my phone. My phone is now a f***ing casualty.
I was the king of the road until some loser on a scooter ran me over.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-scooter virginity
Losing your e-scooter virginity is when you're riding your scooter like it's your best friend and then some a***hole hits you so hard you feel your teeth rattle like a f***ing dog.
I got hit so hard I almost fell off the sidewalk. My teeth were like, 'What the f***?''
That f***er hit me so fast I barely had time to yell 'Watch out!' before I flew.
I was going to make it to class, but some a***hole on a scooter ruined my day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-scooter virginity
When you're a smart kid who goes to a big school and you thought you'd never get hit by a scooter, but then you do and you're just f***ing done.
I was so confident I'd never get hit. Then I got hit. Now I'm just f***ed.
I thought I was safe. Then some f***er came out of nowhere and hit me.
I was the man. Then I got hit. Now I'm just a sad kid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-schlong
A digital penis that spams nonsense and makes people rage.
'I’m gonna buy Twitter and delete all your tweets,' he said. Then he bought it and posted a cat video.
He went from genius to clown in 30 seconds.
His online dick is so long it’s causing a black hole.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-schlong
A cyber pecker that yells at the internet like it owes him money.
'You don’t know me, but I’m gonna ruin your life,' he tweeted at 2 a. m.
He turned a simple tweet into a full-blown war.
He called a sandwich a 'mystery meat' and now everyone’s mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-schlong
A virtual willy that thinks it’s a king and everyone else is a peasant.
He tried to buy the whole internet and failed spectacularly.
He posted a meme and now it’s a global crisis.
He said ‘I am the king of the internet’ and now he’s stuck in a loop.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-schlong
A digital cock that tweets like it’s on a caffeine binge.
He sent a tweet at 3 a. m. and now everyone’s up.
He said ‘I’m gonna make this place great again’ and now it’s a dumpster fire.
He posted a video of himself eating a sandwich and now it’s a conspiracy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-schlong
An online dong that thinks it’s the main character of a bad movie.
He said ‘I’m gonna save the world’ and now it’s just a Twitter thread.
He turned a simple tweet into a full-blown drama.
He posted a photo of a dog and now it’s a national emergency.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-schlong
A cyber schlong that tweets so much it’s causing a migraine.
He tweeted 100 times in one minute and now everyone’s tired.
He said ‘I’m gonna fix everything’ and now it’s just a joke.
He posted a video of himself and now it’s a full-blown internet event.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-scenester
A self-absorbed, camera-hungry, internet-famous snob who thinks their face is the only one worth seeing.
'I posted 12 photos today. You didn’t like them? That’s your problem.'
‘I’m not famous. I’m just not famous yet. You’re just not important enough to notice.’
‘My web cam is better than your life. Also, I have a digital camera. You don’t.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-scenester
A person who lives online, thinks their face is perfect, and yells at people who don’t like their selfies.
‘You didn’t like my selfie? I’m going to post 10 more. You’re welcome.’
‘I’m on MySpace. You’re not. That’s why I’m better.’
‘I don’t need a digital camera. My face is a camera. You’re just ugly.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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