E-scooter virginity

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E-scooter virginity is when you ride your scooter like a boss and then some idiot rams you at a red light and you go flying like a f***ing idiot. You lose your virginity and your dignity.

I was doing fine until some f***er hit me from behind. Now I'm walking like a baby.

I got hit so hard I dropped my phone. My phone is now a f***ing casualty.

I was the king of the road until some loser on a scooter ran me over.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Losing your e-scooter virginity is when you're riding your scooter like it's your best friend and then some a***hole hits you so hard you feel your teeth rattle like a f***ing dog.

I got hit so hard I almost fell off the sidewalk. My teeth were like, 'What the f***?''

That f***er hit me so fast I barely had time to yell 'Watch out!' before I flew.

I was going to make it to class, but some a***hole on a scooter ruined my day.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you're a smart kid who goes to a big school and you thought you'd never get hit by a scooter, but then you do and you're just f***ing done.

I was so confident I'd never get hit. Then I got hit. Now I'm just f***ed.

I thought I was safe. Then some f***er came out of nowhere and hit me.

I was the man. Then I got hit. Now I'm just a sad kid.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago