E-scooter virginity
Losing your e-scooter virginity is when you're riding your scooter like it's your best friend and then some a***hole hits you so hard you feel your teeth rattle like a f***ing dog.
I got hit so hard I almost fell off the sidewalk. My teeth were like, 'What the f***?''
That f***er hit me so fast I barely had time to yell 'Watch out!' before I flew.
I was going to make it to class, but some a***hole on a scooter ruined my day.