E-shoes

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A stupid shoe that tries to make power from your steps but blows up like a firecracker after you take five steps
My E-shoes exploded during my walk to school. I looked like a walking bomb.
I tried to walk to the store, and my E-shoes went boom right in front of my mom.
My E-shoes exploded during my lunch break. I got a detention and a burn on my foot.
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A shoe that tried to be cool by making electricity, but it was a total disaster and exploded after five steps
My E-shoes blew up in the middle of my math test. I got a zero and a foot burn.
I walked into the kitchen and my E-shoes went boom. My mom screamed and my dog ran away.
My E-shoes exploded during my walk to the bus. I looked like a walking firework.
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Shoes that every basic black guy wears, like Jordans or Air Forces, and cops hate them because they find them at every break-in
My Jordans left prints at the scene of the crime. The cops said I was the thief.
The cops found my Air Forces at the store robbery. I got arrested for something I didn’t do.
My Jordans were at the bank robbery. The cops said I was the main suspect.
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