E-shank

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Getting roasted online so hard your grandma would be proud. Like someone took a flamethrower to your soul.
My ex posted my childhood pics on Facebook and called me a 'lame-o' in front of my mom.
He said my memes were 'worse than my dating history.'
My cousin called me a 'sad sack' and said I should go back to middle school.
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Getting e-shanked is like getting a beatdown from a whole squad of trolls. It’s worse than getting pwned and it’s usually just a bunch of insults.
My dude got e-shanked by 20 people in a Discord server for saying pizza was better than burgers.
My friend got called a 'douchebag' by 100 people on Twitter for liking the wrong sports team.
My cousin got e-shanked by a group of kids for eating a sandwich in the library.
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An old lady who farts in chatrooms and tries to flirt with teenagers while pretending to be 17. She’s usually got a face like a used tampon and a body like a gym bag.
She said she was 19 and called me 'honey' while sending me a pic of her cat.
She tried to match with me on Tinder and said she was 'just going through a phase.'
She asked me to marry her in a chatroom and said she was 'still young.'
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