E-scenester

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A self-absorbed, camera-hungry, internet-famous snob who thinks their face is the only one worth seeing.
'I posted 12 photos today. You didn’t like them? That’s your problem.'
‘I’m not famous. I’m just not famous yet. You’re just not important enough to notice.’
‘My web cam is better than your life. Also, I have a digital camera. You don’t.’
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A person who lives online, thinks their face is perfect, and yells at people who don’t like their selfies.
‘You didn’t like my selfie? I’m going to post 10 more. You’re welcome.’
‘I’m on MySpace. You’re not. That’s why I’m better.’
‘I don’t need a digital camera. My face is a camera. You’re just ugly.’
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A person who spends all their time online, bragging about themselves, and thinking they’re the most important person on the internet.
‘I’m on LiveJournal. You’re not. That means I’m better than you.’
‘I have a web cam. You don’t. Also, I have a digital camera. You’re just a nobody.’
‘I’m not just famous. I’m the most famous. You’re just a background character in my story.’
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