E-scenester
A person who spends all their time online, bragging about themselves, and thinking they’re the most important person on the internet.
‘I’m on LiveJournal. You’re not. That means I’m better than you.’
‘I have a web cam. You don’t. Also, I have a digital camera. You’re just a nobody.’
‘I’m not just famous. I’m the most famous. You’re just a background character in my story.’