Discover Slang

‘I’m on LiveJournal. You’re not. That means I’m better than you.’

‘I have a web cam. You don’t. Also, I have a digital camera. You’re just a nobody.’

‘I’m not just famous. I’m the most famous. You’re just a background character in my story.’

I saw a video of a man doing yoga on a treadmill and got a hard-on.

My neighbor's dog started crying in a TikTok and I lost it.

I watched a meme about cereal and now I'm ready to fight.

I saw a guy eating a whole pizza and now I'm ready to drop dead.

A post about a kid getting suspended made me feel like I was in jail.

I watched a video of a cat falling off a couch and I got a boner.

I saw a guy doing a backflip in a DM and I lost my mind.

A tweet about someone getting kicked out of a restaurant made me want to cry and have sex.

I watched a video of a kid getting yelled at and now I'm ready to go.

I watched a video of a man getting yelled at by a chicken and I got a boner.

A tweet about someone eating a whole pie made me feel like I was in heaven.

I saw a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses and now I'm ready to fight.

I watched a video of someone getting yelled at by a teacher and I got a boner.

A post about someone getting kicked out of a restaurant made me feel like I was on vacation.

I saw a man doing a dance in a DM and I lost my mind.

I saw a video of a man eating a whole cake and I lost my mind.

A tweet about someone getting yelled at made me feel like I was in jail.

I watched a guy doing a backflip and now I'm ready to go.

My E-ride was so crazy I screamed like a banshee and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

That roller coaster was an E-ride. I thought I was going to be tossed out like a piece of garbage.

The Pirates of the Caribbean ride was an E-ride. I felt like I was in a war zone.

My car said E and I was like, 'You better not stop, or I’m walking home.'

I got to work with an E on my gas gauge. My car was like, 'I’m dying, and you’re just gonna ignore me.'

My gas tank hit E and I was driving like a madman, screaming at the car, 'Don’t you dare die on me!'

My E-ride came in and I was like, 'You are the best thing I’ve ever seen.'

My E-ride walked in and I forgot how to breathe. I was like, 'Are you real or just a dream?'

My E-ride gave me a wink and I was like, 'I might just die from pure happiness.'

My uncle’s face looked like he’d seen a ghost during our Zoom reunion. He kept saying, 'I thought this was a Zoom call, not a funeral.'

We had a reunion on Discord, and my cousin’s pet rat decided it was the perfect time to chew through the mic cord.

My grandma joined our reunion on FaceTime, and she accidentally put her cat on speaker. It hissed at everyone.

Our reunion was on Google Meet, and my dad fell asleep during the first minute. He didn’t wake up until someone said, 'Your son just turned 10.'

My cousin’s reunion on Zoom was interrupted by a loud scream and a very confused goat.

We had a reunion on Skype, and my brother’s dog ran into the camera and started licking the screen.

During our reunion on Zoom, my mom’s dog decided to bark at the screen the entire time. It was like a horror movie.

My uncle’s reunion on FaceTime went wrong when his wife walked in with a pie and a very serious look.

We had a reunion on Discord, and my cousin’s pet parrot started talking over everyone. It was chaotic.

Our reunion was on Google Meet, and my brother fell asleep during the first minute. He didn’t wake up until someone said, 'Your dog just ate your laptop.'

During our reunion on Zoom, my dad’s cat decided it was the perfect time to knock over the lamp.

We had a reunion on Skype, and my cousin’s dog ran into the camera and started licking the screen.

During our reunion on FaceTime, my mom’s dog started barking at the screen. It was like a horror movie.

Our reunion was on Zoom, and my brother fell asleep during the first minute. He didn’t wake up until someone said, 'Your dog just ate your laptop.'

We had a reunion on Discord, and my cousin’s parrot started talking over everyone. It was chaotic.

Hey, you’re just a fat kid who plays video games all day. I bet you can’t even beat me in Fortnite.

You think you’re cool? I’ve seen people who are actually cool. You’re just a sad loser.

You’re not even good at your own game. I beat you three times in a row and you still haven’t learned.

You’re not even good at your own game. I beat you three times in a row and you still haven’t learned.

I bet you’re just a sad loser who hides behind a screen.

You’re not even cool. You’re just a sad kid who can’t handle losing.

I bet you can’t even beat me in Fortnite. I’ve got more skills than you’ll ever have.

You’re just a fat kid who plays video games all day. I’ve seen people who are actually cool.

I’m not even trying. You’re just a sad kid who can’t handle losing.

You’re just a sad loser who hides behind a screen. I’ve seen people who are actually cool.

You’re not even good at your own game. I beat you three times in a row and you still haven’t learned.

I bet you’re just a sad kid who can’t handle losing. I’ve got more skills than you’ll ever have.

You’re just a fat kid who plays video games all day. I bet you can’t even beat me in Fortnite.

You’re not even good at your own game. I beat you three times in a row and you still haven’t learned.

You’re just a sad loser who hides behind a screen. I’ve seen people who are actually cool.