E-ride

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Something so wild it makes your brain explode and your pants wet. Like when you ride the Matterhorn and think you’re going to die.

My E-ride was so crazy I screamed like a banshee and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

That roller coaster was an E-ride. I thought I was going to be tossed out like a piece of garbage.

The Pirates of the Caribbean ride was an E-ride. I felt like I was in a war zone.

When your gas tank is so empty it’s like you’re begging the car to keep moving, and the gauge says E like it’s mocking you.

My car said E and I was like, 'You better not stop, or I’m walking home.'

I got to work with an E on my gas gauge. My car was like, 'I’m dying, and you’re just gonna ignore me.'

My gas tank hit E and I was driving like a madman, screaming at the car, 'Don’t you dare die on me!'

The kind of hot person who makes your heart go boom and your pants go tight. Like a superhero, but with better hair and more confidence.

My E-ride came in and I was like, 'You are the best thing I’ve ever seen.'

My E-ride walked in and I forgot how to breathe. I was like, 'Are you real or just a dream?'

My E-ride gave me a wink and I was like, 'I might just die from pure happiness.'