E-schlong

'I’m gonna buy Twitter and delete all your tweets,' he said. Then he bought it and posted a cat video.

He went from genius to clown in 30 seconds.

His online dick is so long it’s causing a black hole.

'You don’t know me, but I’m gonna ruin your life,' he tweeted at 2 a. m.

He turned a simple tweet into a full-blown war.

He called a sandwich a 'mystery meat' and now everyone’s mad.

He tried to buy the whole internet and failed spectacularly.

He posted a meme and now it’s a global crisis.

He said ‘I am the king of the internet’ and now he’s stuck in a loop.

He sent a tweet at 3 a. m. and now everyone’s up.

He said ‘I’m gonna make this place great again’ and now it’s a dumpster fire.

He posted a video of himself eating a sandwich and now it’s a conspiracy.

He said ‘I’m gonna save the world’ and now it’s just a Twitter thread.

He turned a simple tweet into a full-blown drama.

He posted a photo of a dog and now it’s a national emergency.

He tweeted 100 times in one minute and now everyone’s tired.

He said ‘I’m gonna fix everything’ and now it’s just a joke.

He posted a video of himself and now it’s a full-blown internet event.