E-slam

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The Internet version of being a total religious freak. E-slam people are the worst hackers and make your computer scream in pain.

My laptop just exploded. E-slam did this.

I tried to open a file and it yelled at me. E-slam again.

My computer is now a terrorist. E-slam made it that way.

E-slam is like Islam but for the Internet. These people are so obsessed they turn your Wi-Fi into a war zone.

My Wi-Fi is now a battlefield. E-slam started it.

I tried to watch a video and got a virus. E-slam hit me.

My phone is now a spy. E-slam made it that way.

E-slam is the Internet's way of being a holy freak. They're the ones who crash your system and laugh about it.

My computer crashed. E-slam did it for fun.

I tried to log in and it sent me to jail. E-slam did that.

My tablet is now a criminal. E-slam made it that way.