E-smoker - A person who uses e-cigs like it’s a religion, but still for

A person who uses e-cigs like it’s a religion, but still forgets to do their homework.

I e-smoke because it’s my spiritual practice. I don’t need a church, I just need vapor and a bad grade.

I e-smoke so I can feel important even when I’m failing math.

I e-smoke so I can pretend I’m not a complete failure.