E-smoker - Someone who tries to act like they’re not smoking, but their

Someone who tries to act like they’re not smoking, but their lungs are screaming for mercy.

I e-smoke because I can’t stand the smell of my own breath.

I e-smoke to avoid my mom’s nagging. She thinks I’m a couch potato, but I’m just a couch potato with a side of vapor.

I e-smoke because I’m too tired to actually smoke. I’m like a vampire who only drinks lukewarm blood.