E-smoker
A person who uses e-cigs because they’re too lazy to buy actual cigarettes, and also too cheap to buy good ones.
I e-smoke because I’m too cheap to buy real cigarettes. Real cigarettes are for people who have money and dignity.
I e-smoke so I don’t have to go to the store. I just have to plug in my phone and get high.
I e-smoke so I don’t have to admit I can’t afford a pack of cigarettes.