E-sported

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A fancy way to say your enemy won because they got lucky and you got butt-ugly RNG.

My team had a 100% chance to win, and then RNG hit me like a fat kid on a trampoline.

I was about to finish this guy off, and then RNG made me lose to a noob who looked like a pimple on a chicken.

My RNG was so bad, I got killed by a guy who had a 10% chance of surviving a fall from the moon.

E-sports is like sports, but online. It's mostly for faggots who want to be famous and get paid for playing games.

I spent 20 hours a day playing this game, and now I'm just a nobody with a 1000-dollar Twitch subscription.

These E-sports players are just kids who think they're the next big thing, but they can't even beat my 12-year-old cousin.

I watched an E-sports match, and it was more boring than a nun's knitting club.

It's just a word for kids who think video games are sports, even though they're not.

I tried to get into E-sports, but I failed because I got killed by a guy who had two brain cells.

My sister thinks E-sports is a real sport, but she can't even beat me in Mario Kart.

My teacher said E-sports is a real sport, and I told him I would rather get hit by a bus than play another round of Fortnite.

These E-sports players are the reason why Call of Duty turned into a middle school rivalry.

These E-sports players are just tryhards who think they're cool because they play COD every day.

I got into a fight with a tryhard who had a shrine to FaZe Banks in his closet.

These E-sports players are like a bunch of 12-year-olds who think they're the best because they know every skin in the game.

A match with noobs on both sides who probably don’t know what a noob is.

Our team lost to a noob team who looked like they just woke up from a nap.

I played against a noob team, and they had no idea what a noob was.

My school team had a noob match, and we lost because we all had 100% noob levels.

It’s for people who think sitting in their mom’s basement and playing games is a real sport.

These E-sports players are just losers who think sitting in their mom’s basement is a real sport.

My cousin plays E-sports, and he lives in his mom’s basement 24/7.

My uncle plays E-sports and thinks he’s a professional, but he can’t even beat me in Minecraft.

These E-sports players are faggots who spend all their money on skins and try to look cool on TikTok.

These E-sports players waste all their money on skins, and they still look like a faggot in a bathrobe.

I saw a guy on TikTok who spends all his money on E-sports skins, and he looks like a faggot who just got hit by a truck.

These E-sports players are so faggoty, they even have a shrine to FaZe Banks in their closet.