E-smoker - A person who uses e-cigs so they can look cool, but still ea

A person who uses e-cigs so they can look cool, but still eats cereal at 10 PM.

I e-smoke because I’m too cool for regular smoke. Regular smoke is for people who don’t know what cool is.

I e-smoke so I don’t have to smell my brother’s socks anymore.

I e-smoke so I don’t have to admit I still eat cereal at 10 PM.