E-thug life

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A hacker who robs people with their computer while eating like a king and never giving a damn about the victims.

I stole $200 from your account just to buy my third burger of the day.

Your mom’s credit card is now mine. Don’t even think about calling her.

I hacked your school’s lunch system. You’re getting pizza every day for a month.

A cyber criminal who eats snacks while stealing your money and laughs in your face when you ask for it back.

Your savings account is gone. I used it to buy candy for my dog.

I hacked your dad’s phone and sent him a nude pic of your mom.

Your video game coins are now mine. You’re stuck with the basic version.

A cyber punk who lives off stolen cash and never gives a rat’s ass about the people they rip off.

I stole your bank info just so I could buy a new phone. Thanks for the upgrade.

Your allowance is now my allowance. You’re broke, kid.

I hacked your mom’s phone and told her you were getting a new pet. It’s a lie.