E-toed

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Getting so wasted you think you're a king and your pants are a crown. It comes from the word ethanol, which is what makes you feel like a superhero after a few drinks. Smart people do this a lot.
My professor got E-toed at the bar and tried to explain quantum physics to a waitress.
I E-toed so hard I yelled 'I am the pizza' at my friends.
He E-toed during a Zoom call and started singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in a bathrobe.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you drink so much you forget your name and your dignity. It's like ethanol took over your brain and said, 'You're not cool anymore.' Only nerds and people with PhDs do this.
She E-toed at the science fair and tried to argue with a robot.
He E-toed so bad he told his mom he was the president.
I E-toed and told my teacher I was a wizard.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so wasted you think you can solve world problems and your pants are on fire. It’s the reason why PhD students are always passed out on the floor.
He E-toed and tried to write a thesis on why pizza is the best food ever.
I E-toed and said I was the ghost of Christmas past.
She E-toed and told her boss she was the queen of the universe.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Getting so drunk you think you’re the CEO of a company and your socks are your business suit. It comes from ethanol, the stuff that makes smart people act like fools.
He E-toed and tried to give a speech at a coffee shop.
I E-toed and said I was the inventor of the wheel.
She E-toed and told her dog she was the president.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you drink so much your brain goes on vacation and your pants are the only thing holding you up. It’s the favorite thing of people who think they’re too cool for school.
He E-toed and tried to solve the universe with a calculator.
I E-toed and told my teacher I was a time traveler.
She E-toed and said she was the reason the moon exists.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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