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Easter Bunny that ho
When someone really gets under your skin so bad you sneak rotten eggs into their bedroom and living room just to make them suffer. They’ll be finding eggs for years, and they’ll never know it was you.
I put a rotten egg under their bed and it exploded when they opened the drawer.
They found an egg in their cereal and it was still squishy.
I dropped an egg on their laptop and now it makes a weird noise when they type.
Easter Bunny that ho
You're so mad at someone you hide smelly eggs in their house like a psycho. They'll be finding eggs for years and will never figure out it was you.
I put an egg in their backpack and it leaked all over their math test.
They opened their fridge and found a rotten egg inside.
I slipped an egg in their sock and now they smell like a fart.
Easter Bunny that ho
When you're so angry at someone you hide eggs all over their house just to make them suffer. They’ll be finding eggs for years and will never know it was you.
I put an egg in their cereal and it turned their whole bowl into a mess.
They found an egg in their homework and it was still wet.
I left an egg on their desk and it stank up the whole classroom.
Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a magical rabbit with a talent for stealing candy from stores and shoving it into baskets, then leaving it on your kid’s doorstep while your kid’s parents are out getting drunk. It’s probably a government experiment gone wrong or the ghost of a dead Cadbury exec.
My kid found 12 eggs. I found a receipt for $150 worth of candy. The Easter Bunny is a thief.
The Easter Bunny left me a chocolate egg. It was filled with sludge. I’m not eating that.
I think the Easter Bunny is a conspiracy. Why else would my kid eat 10 eggs and throw up?
Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a giant rabbit from some evil forest that sneaks into your house at night and drops eggs everywhere. If your kid eats too many, they might turn into a monster.
My kid found an egg in the toilet. That’s not normal.
I think the Easter Bunny is a monster. It dropped eggs in my kid’s bed.
My kid ate an egg and now he’s growling. The Easter Bunny is real.
Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a creepy rabbit that comes into your house and leaves eggs full of poison. Your kid eats them, and you end up with a kid who’s half chocolate and half poison.
I found an egg in the fridge. It was poisoned. My kid ate it and now he’s green.
The Easter Bunny left poison in my kid’s lunch. He turned into a zombie.
I think the Easter Bunny is a witch. My kid is now a half-dead, half-chocolate monster.
Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a mythical rabbit that sacrifices itself every year to give your kid candy. It’s either dead or just really tired.
I think the Easter Bunny is dead. My kid got 100 eggs and it’s gone.
The Easter Bunny is a hero. It gave my kid 200 eggs and then collapsed.
I saw the Easter Bunny. It was covered in chocolate and looked like it was about to die.
Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a big rabbit that gives candy to good kids and leaves crap for the bad ones. It’s also a giant rabbit that probably has a job at a chocolate factory.
My kid was good. The Easter Bunny gave him candy. My neighbor’s kid was bad. The Easter Bunny gave him crap.
The Easter Bunny works at a chocolate factory. It gives me free candy.
My kid ate crap. The Easter Bunny must be mad.
Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a giant rabbit that sneaks into your house and gives your kid eggs. It’s also a giant rabbit that the candy companies use to get money from your kid’s parents.
The Easter Bunny is a money maker. My kid got 50 eggs and my wallet got 50 holes.
The Easter Bunny is a scam. My kid ate all the eggs and I got a bill.
I think the Easter Bunny is a robot. It gives me eggs and my kid gets chocolate.
Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a car that smells like chocolate and is covered in rust. It’s the worst car you can ever own, and it’s probably haunted.
My Easter Bunny car broke down. It smelled like chocolate and rust.
I saw a ghost in my Easter Bunny car. It was covered in eggs.
My Easter Bunny car is haunted. It gave me 30 eggs and a flat tire.
Easter Buddy
A nickname you yell at your friends on Easter because they forgot to bring you candy and you're still mad about it.
"Easter Buddy! You didn't bring me Skittles!" I screamed at my friend while eating a lousy chocolate egg.
My cousin called me Easter Buddy because I ate all his candy and then cried when I realized I had no candy left.
My brother said I was his Easter Buddy because I stole his Easter basket and hid it in the trash.
Easter Buddy
A title you give your friends on Easter if you're too lazy to think of anything else and just want to be mean.
My friend called me Easter Buddy because I told him he looked like a sad Easter bunny and he didn't like it.
I called my mom Easter Buddy because she made me eat Easter eggs and I had a stomachache for a week.
My sister called me Easter Buddy because I took all her candy and she still had to wear a dress.
Easter Buddy
A name you call your friends on Easter if you're too busy eating candy to do anything else and you're just being rude.
I called my brother Easter Buddy because he was eating my candy and I was too full to yell at him properly.
My friend called me Easter Buddy because I had a mouth full of chocolate and I said something stupid.
My cousin called me Easter Buddy because I threw my candy at him and it hit his face.
Easter Buddy
A title you give your friends on Easter if you're too high on sugar to think straight and you just want to be annoying.
My sister called me Easter Buddy because I was bouncing off the walls and she was tired of my nonsense.
I called my friend Easter Buddy because I thought it was a fancy title and I was too high to care.
My cousin called me Easter Buddy because I was eating candy like it was a competition and he lost.
Easter Buddy
A nickname you give your friends on Easter because you're too lazy to come up with anything else and you're just being rude.
My brother called me Easter Buddy because he was too lazy to think of a better name and he was being mean.
I called my friend Easter Buddy because I thought it was funny and he didn't like it.
My cousin called me Easter Buddy because he didn't know what else to call me and he was too tired to think.
Easter Buddy
A name you call your friends on Easter if you're too busy arguing about candy and you don't care about being nice.
My friend called me Easter Buddy because we were fighting over the last piece of candy and I was being loud.
I called my brother Easter Buddy because he took my favorite candy and I was angry.
My cousin called me Easter Buddy because I was arguing with her about who got the most candy.
Easter Bread
A lie of a dessert that looks like it was made by a saint, but tastes like it was baked by the devil and sprinkled with regret.
My mom said it was 'a family tradition.' I spit it out like it was poison.
I took one bite and cried. My dog ate the rest.
It tastes like burnt cookies and bad decisions.
Easter Bread
That fake sweet thing Italians make that looks like a holiday, but it tastes like a punishment from God.
I ate it and felt like I was being excommunicated.
My cousin called it 'the breakfast of champions.' I don't know why.
I tried to save it. It saved me.
Easter Bread
A dessert that looks like it belongs in a candy store, but it tastes like it was made in a jail cell with no hope.
I took a bite and immediately regretted my life choices.
I tried to feed it to my dog. He ran away like it was a monster.
It's like the dessert version of a bad date.
Easter Bonnet
A gross party trick where a guy dumps his cum on someone's head and then smears an egg all over it with his junk.
My cousin tried this on me during Easter. I looked like a fried egg with a side of breakfast meat.
My brother did this to his girlfriend. She cried and then laughed because it was so stupid.
At the Easter bash, Mr. Johnson did this to the mayor. Everyone got a front-row seat to the mess.
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