Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a giant rabbit that sneaks into your house and gives your kid eggs. It’s also a giant rabbit that the candy companies use to get money from your kid’s parents.
The Easter Bunny is a money maker. My kid got 50 eggs and my wallet got 50 holes.
The Easter Bunny is a scam. My kid ate all the eggs and I got a bill.
I think the Easter Bunny is a robot. It gives me eggs and my kid gets chocolate.