Easter Bunny

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The Easter Bunny is a magical rabbit with a talent for stealing candy from stores and shoving it into baskets, then leaving it on your kid’s doorstep while your kid’s parents are out getting drunk. It’s probably a government experiment gone wrong or the ghost of a dead Cadbury exec.

My kid found 12 eggs. I found a receipt for $150 worth of candy. The Easter Bunny is a thief.

The Easter Bunny left me a chocolate egg. It was filled with sludge. I’m not eating that.

I think the Easter Bunny is a conspiracy. Why else would my kid eat 10 eggs and throw up?

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Easter Bunny is a giant rabbit from some evil forest that sneaks into your house at night and drops eggs everywhere. If your kid eats too many, they might turn into a monster.

My kid found an egg in the toilet. That’s not normal.

I think the Easter Bunny is a monster. It dropped eggs in my kid’s bed.

My kid ate an egg and now he’s growling. The Easter Bunny is real.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Easter Bunny is a creepy rabbit that comes into your house and leaves eggs full of poison. Your kid eats them, and you end up with a kid who’s half chocolate and half poison.

I found an egg in the fridge. It was poisoned. My kid ate it and now he’s green.

The Easter Bunny left poison in my kid’s lunch. He turned into a zombie.

I think the Easter Bunny is a witch. My kid is now a half-dead, half-chocolate monster.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Easter Bunny is a mythical rabbit that sacrifices itself every year to give your kid candy. It’s either dead or just really tired.

I think the Easter Bunny is dead. My kid got 100 eggs and it’s gone.

The Easter Bunny is a hero. It gave my kid 200 eggs and then collapsed.

I saw the Easter Bunny. It was covered in chocolate and looked like it was about to die.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Easter Bunny is a big rabbit that gives candy to good kids and leaves crap for the bad ones. It’s also a giant rabbit that probably has a job at a chocolate factory.

My kid was good. The Easter Bunny gave him candy. My neighbor’s kid was bad. The Easter Bunny gave him crap.

The Easter Bunny works at a chocolate factory. It gives me free candy.

My kid ate crap. The Easter Bunny must be mad.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Easter Bunny is a giant rabbit that sneaks into your house and gives your kid eggs. It’s also a giant rabbit that the candy companies use to get money from your kid’s parents.

The Easter Bunny is a money maker. My kid got 50 eggs and my wallet got 50 holes.

The Easter Bunny is a scam. My kid ate all the eggs and I got a bill.

I think the Easter Bunny is a robot. It gives me eggs and my kid gets chocolate.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The Easter Bunny is a car that smells like chocolate and is covered in rust. It’s the worst car you can ever own, and it’s probably haunted.

My Easter Bunny car broke down. It smelled like chocolate and rust.

I saw a ghost in my Easter Bunny car. It was covered in eggs.

My Easter Bunny car is haunted. It gave me 30 eggs and a flat tire.

by Slangipedia 14d ago