Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a creepy rabbit that comes into your house and leaves eggs full of poison. Your kid eats them, and you end up with a kid who’s half chocolate and half poison.
I found an egg in the fridge. It was poisoned. My kid ate it and now he’s green.
The Easter Bunny left poison in my kid’s lunch. He turned into a zombie.
I think the Easter Bunny is a witch. My kid is now a half-dead, half-chocolate monster.