Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a mythical rabbit that sacrifices itself every year to give your kid candy. It’s either dead or just really tired.
I think the Easter Bunny is dead. My kid got 100 eggs and it’s gone.
The Easter Bunny is a hero. It gave my kid 200 eggs and then collapsed.
I saw the Easter Bunny. It was covered in chocolate and looked like it was about to die.