Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is a big rabbit that gives candy to good kids and leaves crap for the bad ones. It’s also a giant rabbit that probably has a job at a chocolate factory.
My kid was good. The Easter Bunny gave him candy. My neighbor’s kid was bad. The Easter Bunny gave him crap.
The Easter Bunny works at a chocolate factory. It gives me free candy.
My kid ate crap. The Easter Bunny must be mad.