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When someone really gets under your skin so bad you sneak rotten eggs into their bedroom and living room just to make them suffer. They’ll be finding eggs for years, and they’ll never know it was you.
I put a rotten egg under their bed and it exploded when they opened the drawer.
They found an egg in their cereal and it was still squishy.
I dropped an egg on their laptop and now it makes a weird noise when they type.