Easter Bonnet

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A gross party trick where a guy dumps his cum on someone's head and then smears an egg all over it with his junk.
My cousin tried this on me during Easter. I looked like a fried egg with a side of breakfast meat.
My brother did this to his girlfriend. She cried and then laughed because it was so stupid.
At the Easter bash, Mr. Johnson did this to the mayor. Everyone got a front-row seat to the mess.
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When a guy pees on someone’s head and then slaps an egg on it with his junk, like it’s a fancy dessert.
My friend’s dad did this to him at the church Easter party. He had egg on his face and pee in his hair.
I saw this happen at the mall. The guy looked like a mad scientist.
At the Easter parade, a guy did this to a kid. The kid ran away screaming like a scared chicken.
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A guy throws his cum on someone’s head and then rubs an egg in it with his junk, like it’s a special kind of torture.
My neighbor did this to my dog. The dog looked confused and then ran away like it was haunted.
My friend did this to me during a sleepover. I looked like a rotten egg with a side of cum.
At the Easter contest, the guy did this to the winner. He got a trophy and an egg in his hair.
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