Easter Bread

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A lie of a dessert that looks like it was made by a saint, but tastes like it was baked by the devil and sprinkled with regret.

My mom said it was 'a family tradition.' I spit it out like it was poison.

I took one bite and cried. My dog ate the rest.

It tastes like burnt cookies and bad decisions.

That fake sweet thing Italians make that looks like a holiday, but it tastes like a punishment from God.

I ate it and felt like I was being excommunicated.

My cousin called it 'the breakfast of champions.' I don't know why.

I tried to save it. It saved me.

A dessert that looks like it belongs in a candy store, but it tastes like it was made in a jail cell with no hope.

I took a bite and immediately regretted my life choices.

I tried to feed it to my dog. He ran away like it was a monster.

It's like the dessert version of a bad date.