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Easter Cream Egg

A guy dumps his jizz in his girl’s butt. The girl then poops on his chest and goes "cluck cluck" like a dumb bunny while wearing a hat and pretending to be a chicken.

My uncle did this at my cousin’s birthday party.

My neighbor did it in the park.

My friend did it in the library and got in trouble.

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Easter Clothes

outfits so good they make your mom cry

My Easter clothes made my mom cry because they were so good.

I wore my Easter clothes and my mom cried because they were so good.

My Easter clothes were so good, my mom cried like a baby.

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Easter Clothes

the only thing that can beat a full plate of breakfast food

My Easter clothes were better than my full plate of breakfast food.

I wore my Easter clothes and my breakfast food looked sad.

My Easter clothes were the only thing better than my breakfast food.

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Easter Clothes

the reason you don’t need a date to church

My Easter clothes were so good, I didn’t need a date to church.

I wore my Easter clothes and no one needed a date to church.

Because of my Easter clothes, I didn’t need a date to church.

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Easter Clothes

what you wear when you want to look like a million bucks and not care about the bill

My Easter clothes made me look like a million bucks and I didn’t care about the bill.

I wore my Easter clothes and looked rich but didn’t care about the cost.

My Easter clothes were like being rich but not paying for it.

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Easter Clothes

the reason your cousins are jealous of you

My Easter clothes made my cousins jealous.

I wore my Easter clothes and my cousins were jealous.

Because of my Easter clothes, my cousins were jealous.

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Easter Clothes

what you wear when you’re ready to shine like a celebrity

My Easter clothes made me shine like a celebrity.

I wore my Easter clothes and looked like a celebrity.

Because of my Easter clothes, I was shining like a celebrity.

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Easter Catholic

a fake Catholic who only shows up to church when there’s free snacks and a holiday to blame for their sins

I only go to Mass on Easter because I need the carbs and the guilt trip.

If I don’t go to church on Easter, I might as well be a pagan.

I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically religious.

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Easter Catholic

a person who claims to be Catholic but only shows up on Easter like it’s a religious obligation they can skip

I go to church on Easter because I can’t remember the last time I saw a real priest.

I’m not a Catholic, I’m just a guy who shows up once a year and gets a free pizza.

I’m not missing Mass, I’m just taking a mental health day.

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Easter Catholic

a Catholic who only shows up on Easter because they’re too drunk to remember their faith the rest of the year

I go to church on Easter because I need a break from my hangovers.

I’m not a bad Catholic, I’m just a drunk one.

I only remember God on Easter, and even then, I’m halfway to the bar.

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Easter Bussy

A stupid joke from the Anchorage People Mover, a transit company in Alaska, who put bunny ears on a bus and called it the Easter Bussy. It’s the worst mascot ever and makes everyone mad.

The Anchorage People Mover posted a picture of a bus with bunny ears and said it was the Easter Bussy. No one believed it.

The bus driver laughed and said, 'This is the worst Easter ever.'

My friend tried to ride the Easter Bussy and got stuck in traffic.

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Easter Bussy

A drunk person trying to say 'Easter Bunny' but just slurring it into something that sounds like 'Easter Bussy.' It’s a mess and everyone laughs.

At the bar, my uncle said, 'Easter Bussy!' and everyone laughed at him.

My mom tried to say 'Easter Bunny' and came out with 'Easter Bussy.' It was embarrassing.

The bartender heard someone say 'Easter Bussy' and started laughing.

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Easter Bussy

The Easter Bunny’s bussy. It’s like the Easter Bunny has a secret life and you get to see it on Easter.

My little brother said, 'I saw the Easter Bunny’s bussy!' and ran around the house.

The Easter Bunny’s bussy is the most important thing on Easter.

Mom said the Easter Bunny’s bussy was so big it could fit all the candy.

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Easter Bussy

When you’re so excited on Easter or Passover that you can’t control yourself and just get bussy. It’s a holiday bussy.

I got bussy on Easter and ate all the candy in one bite.

During Passover, I got so bussy I knocked over the whole table.

My sister got bussy on Easter and cried because she ate too much.

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Easter Bush

Easter Bush is when you stick the grass and the golden egg on your snatch like it's a holiday parade, and you're basically telling the world you're the best at Easter.

I did my Easter Bush and my mom said I looked like a walking Easter basket.

My dog tried to eat my Easter Bush and now he’s covered in glitter.

I did my Easter Bush and my crush asked if I was going to church or just going to church with my pants off.

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Easter Bush

Easter Bush is when you turn your crotch into a festive display, and you're basically saying 'I didn’t come to church, I came to look good.'

My Easter Bush was so good, my pastor asked if I was a religious person or just a show-off.

I did my Easter Bush and my brother took a picture and posted it on Instagram.

My Easter Bush got me a compliment from the mailman.

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Easter Bush

Easter Bush is when you put the grass and egg on your snatch and you're like 'I didn't just celebrate Easter, I owned it.'

I did my Easter Bush and my dog looked at me like I was a weird human.

My Easter Bush got me banned from the Easter egg hunt because I was too much.

I did my Easter Bush and my sister said I looked like a Easter basket with a side of drama.

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Easter Bunny's Gift

When a girl with a yeast infection lets a guy lick her privates because she feels sorry for him.

She said, 'I feel bad for you. Go ahead and eat it.'

He was like, 'I’m not even gonna ask if it’s contagious.'

She texted him later: 'Don’t tell your friends.'

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Easter Bunny's Gift

A girl letting a guy suck her snatch after she found out she had a yeast infection and felt bad for him.

He said, 'I took the infection like a champ.'

She replied, 'You’re the champ. I’m the infection.'

He sent a DM: 'I’ll take the infection. You keep the mercy.'

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Easter Bunny's Gift

A girl letting a guy eat her snatch after getting a yeast infection and feeling bad for him.

He said, 'You’re giving me a disease and a compliment.'

She said, 'I’m giving you a disease and a chance.'

He replied, 'I’ll take the disease. I’ve had worse.'

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