Easter Gay is a stupid shirt you wear at Easter. It’s usually pink or blue and looks like it was stolen from a baby’s closet. People who wear them are either your best friend or your worst enemy.
My cousin wore an Easter Gay this year and it looked like he was trying to impress a toddler.
I got an Easter Gay for my dad and he cried like I killed his goldfish.
My mom wears her Easter Gay every year and acts like it’s a royal crown.
Easter Gay is that pastel shirt you wear at Easter. It’s the kind of shirt that makes you look like you were born in a candy factory. Only your closest friends or your most annoying relatives call you Easter Gay.
My brother called me Easter Gay and I threw a pillow at him.
My neighbor wore an Easter Gay and it looked like he was wearing a soup bowl.
My grandma’s Easter Gay has been around since the 80s and it still smells like glitter.
Easter Gay is that stupid pastel shirt you wear at Easter. It’s like a neon sign that screams you’re a softie. Only your best friend or your most annoying relative can call you Easter Gay.
My friend called me Easter Gay and I told him to shut up and eat his Easter eggs.
My mom’s Easter Gay is so loud it wakes the dead.
My brother wore his Easter Gay and it looked like he was wearing a sock.
The ultimate prize when you stick your finger in a woman’s snatch on Easter while she’s bleeding out. Your finger should look like a cooked hot dog and stay that way. Real ones use real bunnies. You’ll probably never get one.
I tried to get an Easter Finger this year. I got a purple finger and a broken toe.
My sister got an Easter Finger. She cried like a baby and then ate a whole pie.
He got an Easter Finger and now he’s stuck in the hospital. I think he’s gonna die.
When you jam your finger into a woman’s pussy on Easter and it comes out bright red like a blood-soaked sausage. Only the best bunnies make real ones. You’d do anything to get one.
She got an Easter Finger and now she’s bragging about it in the school lunchroom.
I got a finger so red it looked like it had been dipped in ketchup and left in the sun.
My uncle got an Easter Finger and now he walks like a robot.
The holy grail of finger insertion on Easter. Your finger gets turned into a bloody meat stick. Real ones use real rabbits. You’d sell your soul for one.
I got an Easter Finger and now I have to take my finger out of a jar every morning.
She got an Easter Finger and now she’s famous on TikTok.
He got an Easter Finger and now he can’t wear socks anymore.
A meal so good it could make a king jealous and a saint blush, but only if the saint had a sweet tooth and a bad attitude.
My grandma’s chicken was so crispy it could’ve been a side dish. The gravy was so good I tried to drink it straight from the pot.
The potatoes were like golden straws and the veggies looked like they were trying to escape the blender. The dessert was a surprise that made my cousin scream.
I ate so much I felt like I was going to explode. My brother said it was like I had swallowed a whole Easter basket.
When a guy shoots his wad up his girlfriend’s butt. Then the girl sits on his face and poops on him like a mad chicken while wearing a stupid bunny hat and going "cluck cluck."
My cousin did this at my aunt’s Easter party and got kicked out.
My dad tried to do this at work and got fired.
My sister did it to her boyfriend in the grocery store.
When a guy leaks his jizz in his girl’s butt. The girl then poops on his chest and goes "cluck cluck" like a stupid bunny while wearing a hat and flapping her arms.