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Easter Haircut
Getting a haircut that makes you wish you were still in the womb
I got my Easter Haircut and now I look like I was tortured by a barber.
My Easter Haircut was so bad my dog ran away from me.
My Easter Haircut was so bad my dad said I looked like a monster.
Easter Gay
Easter Gay is a stupid shirt you wear at Easter. It’s usually pink or blue and looks like it was stolen from a baby’s closet. People who wear them are either your best friend or your worst enemy.
My cousin wore an Easter Gay this year and it looked like he was trying to impress a toddler.
I got an Easter Gay for my dad and he cried like I killed his goldfish.
My mom wears her Easter Gay every year and acts like it’s a royal crown.
Easter Gay
Easter Gay is that pastel shirt you wear at Easter. It’s the kind of shirt that makes you look like you were born in a candy factory. Only your closest friends or your most annoying relatives call you Easter Gay.
My brother called me Easter Gay and I threw a pillow at him.
My neighbor wore an Easter Gay and it looked like he was wearing a soup bowl.
My grandma’s Easter Gay has been around since the 80s and it still smells like glitter.
Easter Gay
Easter Gay is that stupid pastel shirt you wear at Easter. It’s like a neon sign that screams you’re a softie. Only your best friend or your most annoying relative can call you Easter Gay.
My friend called me Easter Gay and I told him to shut up and eat his Easter eggs.
My mom’s Easter Gay is so loud it wakes the dead.
My brother wore his Easter Gay and it looked like he was wearing a sock.
Easter Fools
The one day of the year when even the most brain-dead people can't help but believe in some ridiculous story about a guy coming back from the dead.
My mom believed in the resurrection harder than she believed I'd finish my homework.
My uncle dressed as a chicken and said it was the Risen Christ.
My dog ate the Easter eggs and acted like it was a miracle.
Easter Fools
When the church and the fools team up to mess with your brain on the same day.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz and said it was a surprise from the Holy Spirit.
My dad wore a fake beard and called it a holy relic.
My sister's goldfish floated to the top and she called it a sign.
Easter Fools
When the church and the fools start a war and you're stuck in the middle.
My mom prayed to the Easter Bunny and got a coupon for a free ham.
My brother tried to resurrect his pet rat and it just sneezed.
My cousin wore a hat made of eggs and called it a holy relic.
Easter Finger
The ultimate prize when you stick your finger in a woman’s snatch on Easter while she’s bleeding out. Your finger should look like a cooked hot dog and stay that way. Real ones use real bunnies. You’ll probably never get one.
I tried to get an Easter Finger this year. I got a purple finger and a broken toe.
My sister got an Easter Finger. She cried like a baby and then ate a whole pie.
He got an Easter Finger and now he’s stuck in the hospital. I think he’s gonna die.
Easter Finger
When you jam your finger into a woman’s pussy on Easter and it comes out bright red like a blood-soaked sausage. Only the best bunnies make real ones. You’d do anything to get one.
She got an Easter Finger and now she’s bragging about it in the school lunchroom.
I got a finger so red it looked like it had been dipped in ketchup and left in the sun.
My uncle got an Easter Finger and now he walks like a robot.
Easter Finger
The holy grail of finger insertion on Easter. Your finger gets turned into a bloody meat stick. Real ones use real rabbits. You’d sell your soul for one.
I got an Easter Finger and now I have to take my finger out of a jar every morning.
She got an Easter Finger and now she’s famous on TikTok.
He got an Easter Finger and now he can’t wear socks anymore.
Easter Feaster
When you cook so much food for Easter it looks like you're trying to feed the entire neighborhood and your family just got tossed in the mix.
I made 10 casseroles and my dog got a side of gravy. My mom said it was a 'sacrifice' for the sins of overeating.
My aunt brought 3 pies and my uncle brought a side of shame. The table was like a buffet of regret.
My cousin said the food was so good it made him cry. I think he was crying from the pressure of eating it all.
Easter Feaster
A meal so good it could make a king jealous and a saint blush, but only if the saint had a sweet tooth and a bad attitude.
My grandma’s chicken was so crispy it could’ve been a side dish. The gravy was so good I tried to drink it straight from the pot.
The potatoes were like golden straws and the veggies looked like they were trying to escape the blender. The dessert was a surprise that made my cousin scream.
I ate so much I felt like I was going to explode. My brother said it was like I had swallowed a whole Easter basket.
Easter Egger
A guy who looks like he got stuck in a chicken coop and forgot to bring a ladder
My cousin got called an Easter Egger because he tried to impress a girl by showing off his tiny pants.
He called me an Easter Egger after I laughed at his failed attempt at a dance move.
The guy at the gym got called an Easter Egger because he couldn’t lift a single dumbbell.
Easter Egger
A man so small he could fit inside a Easter egg and still have room for confetti
My brother got called an Easter Egger because he couldn’t even make it to the end of the treadmill.
At the party, someone said, ‘You’re an Easter Egger, and you’re gonna stay that way.’
He got called an Easter Egger after he tried to do a pull-up and just fell over.
Easter Egger
A guy so weak he could barely survive a Easter egg hunt
He got called an Easter Egger after he couldn’t even finish his breakfast.
My friend’s neighbor got called an Easter Egger because he cried when he saw a big guy coming.
He called me an Easter Egger because I beat him in a race and he fell down.
Easter Dick
A guy with a meaty sausage rips a tiny hole apart so bad it bleeds like a stuck pig and his cock looks like it’s been dipped in red dye.
My cousin’s cock looked like a bloodbath after he fucked his girlfriend’s tiny hole.
That guy came out of the bathroom like he’d been attacked by a goat.
He was so big, he made her hole look like a mini donut.
Easter Dick
When a big-dicked guy goes in so deep, he rips a hole so bad it bleeds and his meat looks like it’s been dyed by a mess of red eggs.
His cock looked like it had been dipped in a bloody Easter basket.
She screamed so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
He came out like he’d been in a fight with a chicken.
Easter Dick
A guy with a meaty cock tears a hole so tiny it explodes and his cock looks like it’s been dipped in a bloody Easter egg.
He came out like he’d been run over by a truck.
Her hole looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.
He said it felt like a firework went off in there.
Easter Cream Egg
When a guy shoots his wad up his girlfriend’s butt. Then the girl sits on his face and poops on him like a mad chicken while wearing a stupid bunny hat and going "cluck cluck."
My cousin did this at my aunt’s Easter party and got kicked out.
My dad tried to do this at work and got fired.
My sister did it to her boyfriend in the grocery store.
Easter Cream Egg
When a guy leaks his jizz in his girl’s butt. The girl then poops on his chest and goes "cluck cluck" like a stupid bunny while wearing a hat and flapping her arms.
My friend did this at the mall and got caught.
My mom did it to my dad in the kitchen.
My brother did it in the car and got sick.
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