Easter Gay

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Easter Gay is a stupid shirt you wear at Easter. It’s usually pink or blue and looks like it was stolen from a baby’s closet. People who wear them are either your best friend or your worst enemy.
My cousin wore an Easter Gay this year and it looked like he was trying to impress a toddler.
I got an Easter Gay for my dad and he cried like I killed his goldfish.
My mom wears her Easter Gay every year and acts like it’s a royal crown.
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Easter Gay is that pastel shirt you wear at Easter. It’s the kind of shirt that makes you look like you were born in a candy factory. Only your closest friends or your most annoying relatives call you Easter Gay.
My brother called me Easter Gay and I threw a pillow at him.
My neighbor wore an Easter Gay and it looked like he was wearing a soup bowl.
My grandma’s Easter Gay has been around since the 80s and it still smells like glitter.
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Easter Gay is that stupid pastel shirt you wear at Easter. It’s like a neon sign that screams you’re a softie. Only your best friend or your most annoying relative can call you Easter Gay.
My friend called me Easter Gay and I told him to shut up and eat his Easter eggs.
My mom’s Easter Gay is so loud it wakes the dead.
My brother wore his Easter Gay and it looked like he was wearing a sock.
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