Easter Finger
When you jam your finger into a woman’s pussy on Easter and it comes out bright red like a blood-soaked sausage. Only the best bunnies make real ones. You’d do anything to get one.
She got an Easter Finger and now she’s bragging about it in the school lunchroom.
I got a finger so red it looked like it had been dipped in ketchup and left in the sun.
My uncle got an Easter Finger and now he walks like a robot.