Easter Feaster

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When you cook so much food for Easter it looks like you're trying to feed the entire neighborhood and your family just got tossed in the mix.

I made 10 casseroles and my dog got a side of gravy. My mom said it was a 'sacrifice' for the sins of overeating.

My aunt brought 3 pies and my uncle brought a side of shame. The table was like a buffet of regret.

My cousin said the food was so good it made him cry. I think he was crying from the pressure of eating it all.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A meal so good it could make a king jealous and a saint blush, but only if the saint had a sweet tooth and a bad attitude.

My grandma’s chicken was so crispy it could’ve been a side dish. The gravy was so good I tried to drink it straight from the pot.

The potatoes were like golden straws and the veggies looked like they were trying to escape the blender. The dessert was a surprise that made my cousin scream.

I ate so much I felt like I was going to explode. My brother said it was like I had swallowed a whole Easter basket.

by Slangipedia 16d ago