Easter Catholic - a person who claims to be Catholic but only shows up on East

a person who claims to be Catholic but only shows up on Easter like it’s a religious obligation they can skip

I go to church on Easter because I can’t remember the last time I saw a real priest.

I’m not a Catholic, I’m just a guy who shows up once a year and gets a free pizza.

I’m not missing Mass, I’m just taking a mental health day.