Discover Slang

Easter Bonnet
When a guy pees on someone’s head and then slaps an egg on it with his junk, like it’s a fancy dessert.
My friend’s dad did this to him at the church Easter party. He had egg on his face and pee in his hair.
I saw this happen at the mall. The guy looked like a mad scientist.
At the Easter parade, a guy did this to a kid. The kid ran away screaming like a scared chicken.
Easter Bonnet
A guy throws his cum on someone’s head and then rubs an egg in it with his junk, like it’s a special kind of torture.
My neighbor did this to my dog. The dog looked confused and then ran away like it was haunted.
My friend did this to me during a sleepover. I looked like a rotten egg with a side of cum.
At the Easter contest, the guy did this to the winner. He got a trophy and an egg in his hair.
Easter Blessing
Getting it from the back while you squish a candy egg like it’s your enemy
My Easter Blessing was so good I almost forgot the egg was there.
He said it was like the egg was screaming.
I crushed that egg so hard I think it got a black eye.
Easter Blessing
Doing it from behind while you mash a sweet egg like it’s a rival
That egg got smashed so bad it looked like it cried.
She said the egg was her ex and it got a full-on beatdown.
The egg was so flattened it looked like it was about to cry.
Easter Blessing
Getting it from behind while you flatten a candy egg like it’s your worst enemy
I did my Easter Blessing and the egg got flattened like a pancake.
He said the egg got so squished it looked like it was in pain.
That egg was so crushed it looked like it was going to break.
Easter Bell
The French version of the Easter Bunny, but it’s a giant bell. It goes from house to house like a stupid bell on a tour. Who even needs a bell for Easter?
My cousin said the Easter Bell is like a bell with a middle-aged man inside.
My teacher said the Easter Bell is the worst thing since the invention of the sad trombone.
I saw a kid crying because the Easter Bell didn’t bring him a toy.
Easter Bell
A giant bell that shows up at your house on Easter. It’s like the Easter Bunny, but it’s just a stupid bell. Who brought this nonsense?
My neighbor screamed when the Easter Bell showed up at his house.
My mom said the Easter Bell is worse than my little brother’s birthday party.
My friend said the Easter Bell is just a bell that wants a snack.
Easter Bell
A giant bell that roams the neighborhood on Easter. It’s like the Easter Bunny, but it’s just a bell. Who even thought this was a good idea?
My brother said the Easter Bell is like a bell that has no life.
My friend said the Easter Bell is the worst thing ever.
My dad said the Easter Bell is just a bell that needs a nap.
Easten
Eastens are like the sweetest little puppy dog you ever saw. They’ll sit there quietly, looking all nice and friendly, but once you get to know them, they’ll turn into a rabid squirrel that won’t stop flipping tables. They’re cute, kind, and will fight for you like a madman if you’re in trouble. They’re the best listener you’ll ever have, even if they’re crying themselves to sleep after you dump your problems on them.
Hey Easten, I failed my math test again.
I’m gonna fail my math test again.
My math test is gonna fail me again.
Easten
Eastens start off like a nice cup of hot chocolate on a cold day. Then they turn into the guy who steals your hot chocolate and throws it in your face. They’re tall, they’re lanky, they’re a walking basketball hoop. If you don’t run fast, you’ll end up being their personal punching bag. People would pay to get away from him. He’s that bad.
I’m gonna die if I have to hang out with Easten again.
I’d rather eat a pizza that’s been sitting in a trash can for a week than hang out with Easten.
Why does Easten have to be my friend? I don’t even like him.
Eastelle
Eastelle is a loudmouth with a loud mouth. She’s the kind of person who’ll scream your name from the other side of the school. She’s hilarious and will hug you like you’re her long-lost brother. But if you mess with her friends, she’ll rip your face off and post it on TikTok.
'You’re gonna die today, I swear.', Eastelle, when I accidentally sat in her seat.
'I’m not laughing, I’m crying.', Eastelle, after I told her my dog died and she said, ‘That’s the best joke I’ve heard all week.’
Eastelle sent me a 10-minute voice note of her singing ‘Let It Go’ at full volume. I’m still deaf.
Eastelle
Moyin is a tiny guy with a tiny brain. He thinks he’s the king of the school because he’s on the danneh team. Tegan is just his little puppet. If you want to see his junk, you’ll need a magnifying glass and a lot of patience.
'I’m gonna beat you up, and you’ll be my side bitch.', Moyin, after I beat him in a game of chess.
'Moyin, your cock is smaller than my lunch.', Tegan, during lunch break.
Moyin tried to wank in class. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office with a cock-sized report card.
Eastdub
A finger flip that shows you're too lazy to care but still getting things done. It started in the dumbass suburbs of Boston, like Beverly, Massachusetts.
I flipped you mid-pic because I’m too cool to smile properly.
I did the Eastdub during my lunch break because I was too busy being awesome.
My kid did the Eastdub in front of the principal, and I laughed so hard I cried.
Eastdub
A middle finger salute that says you're doing great while everyone else is struggling. It came from the dumbest part of Boston, like Beverly, Massachusetts.
I flipped you while eating a sandwich because I’m that good.
I did the Eastdub during a Zoom call because I didn’t care about the meeting.
My dog did the Eastdub at the park, and I was too proud to say anything.
Eastdub
A finger flip that shows you’re the only one who cares and the only one who wins. It was born in the stupidest town near Boston, like Beverly, Massachusetts.
I flipped you while driving because I was too awesome to be distracted.
I did the Eastdub during my mom’s rant because I didn’t want to listen.
My kid did the Eastdub in front of the teacher, and I got a gold star for it.
Eastdub
A middle finger move that means you're slaying it while everyone else is falling apart. It came from the dumbest part of Boston, like Beverly, Massachusetts.
I flipped you while eating pizza because I was too busy being amazing.
I did the Eastdub during a test because I didn’t care about getting an F.
My dog did the Eastdub at the vet, and I was too proud to say anything.
Eastdub
A finger flip that shows you're the only one who matters and the only one who's getting things done. It started in the stupidest town near Boston, like Beverly, Massachusetts.
I flipped you while eating a burger because I was too busy being cool.
I did the Eastdub during my brother’s rant because I didn’t want to listen.
My kid did the Eastdub in front of the school bus, and I got a standing ovation.
Eastcoastie
A person who lives on the east coast and has a best friend on the west coast named Morgan. They're a loudmouth, love Jesus, and think everyone else is a loser.
My eastcoastie buddy called me at 3 AM to pray with me. I just wanted to die.
Morgan and I have been best friends for 10 years. I still don't know why.
He texted me a photo of his Jesus tattoo and said, 'This is my soul.' I said, 'This is your dumbass.'
Eastcoastie
Someone from the east coast who has a best friend named Morgan on the west coast. They're a holy mess and think they're the only ones who matter.
My eastcoastie friend sent me a 20-minute video of him praying. I muted it and cried.
Morgan texted me at 2 AM to tell me about his new church. I told him to go to hell.
He called me a 'westcoastie loser' because I don't believe in Jesus. I called him a 'eastcoastie idiot.'
Eastcoastie
A person who lives on the east coast and has a best friend named Morgan on the west coast. They're loud, religious, and think they're the best at everything.
My eastcoastie friend tried to convert me at a gas station. I walked out.
Morgan and I fight every week. It's like a show.
He called me and said, 'I'm going to heaven, and you're going to hell.' I said, 'You're going to hell with your dumbass.'
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