Easten
Eastens are like the sweetest little puppy dog you ever saw. They’ll sit there quietly, looking all nice and friendly, but once you get to know them, they’ll turn into a rabid squirrel that won’t stop flipping tables. They’re cute, kind, and will fight for you like a madman if you’re in trouble. They’re the best listener you’ll ever have, even if they’re crying themselves to sleep after you dump your problems on them.
Hey Easten, I failed my math test again.
I’m gonna fail my math test again.
My math test is gonna fail me again.
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