Easten

Eastens are like the sweetest little puppy dog you ever saw. They’ll sit there quietly, looking all nice and friendly, but once you get to know them, they’ll turn into a rabid squirrel that won’t stop flipping tables. They’re cute, kind, and will fight for you like a madman if you’re in trouble. They’re the best listener you’ll ever have, even if they’re crying themselves to sleep after you dump your problems on them.

Eastens start off like a nice cup of hot chocolate on a cold day. Then they turn into the guy who steals your hot chocolate and throws it in your face. They’re tall, they’re lanky, they’re a walking basketball hoop. If you don’t run fast, you’ll end up being their personal punching bag. People would pay to get away from him. He’s that bad.